The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

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But Uncle Brandy forgot which cup was poisoned. there were 7 people at the tea party: Butt, Brandy,

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

"Ah fine. I'll go see if anyone's at the bunker instead."

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Truthless opened the bunker door. “Hello, welcome to Zuko the Cuckoo’s  bunker party, the biggest Cuckoo party in town!!”

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now there were 8 people: Butt, Brandy, Truthless, Zuko, A.C., Gaius, Stone, and...

[Rebecca she/her]

1 hour ago, The Last Post said:

But Uncle Brandy forgot which cup was poisoned. there were 7 people at the tea party: Butt, Brandy,

Lift, Arnold, a ghanderfaffle named James, a Mudkip, and Dalinar.

Edit: Whoops! Ninja’d

Edited November 2, 2019 by Rebecca

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Just now, Rebecca said:

Lift, Arnold, a ghanderfaffle named James, a Mudkip, and Dalinar.

um... 

 

2 minutes ago, The Last Post said:

now there were 8 people: Butt, Brandy, Truthless, Zuko, A.C., Gaius, Stone, and...

 

[Lunamor she/her]

Luna flew past AC, holding a flapping and squawking cuckoo over her head.

This is actually a thing you can do. 

[Rebecca she/her]

9 minutes ago, The Last Post said:

um... 

Well yeah, I see that now.  I was ninja’d.

Edited November 2, 2019 by Rebecca

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6 minutes ago, Rebecca said:

Well yeah, I see that now.  I was ninja’d.

you got ninja'd... 2 minutes after the post... skills

[Jaywalk he/him]

But then a Bokoblin shot the Cuckoo out of the air.

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the shooting was a courtship ritual

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

38 minutes ago, Rebecca said:

Mudkip

“MUDKIPPPPPPPP!!!!” Truthless yelled. “How are you? It’s been a couple hundred pages!!”

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but where was the Shard of Mudkip?

[Rebecca she/her]

57 minutes ago, The Last Post said:

you got ninja'd... 2 minutes after the post... skills

Uh, yeah, because sometimes it takes a minute for my phone to load recent posts. It happens to plenty of other people too, it’s not like it’s that uncommon.

In a secret cave... a mysterious voice whispered.

[Stormblessed Dolphin he/him]

Just now, Rebecca said:

Uh, yeah, because sometimes it takes a minute for my phone to load recent posts. It happens to plenty of other people too, it’s not like it’s that uncommon.

In a secret cave... a mysterious voice whispered.

I REALLY LIKE PANCAKES (it was a loud whisper)

[Rebecca she/her]

BUT I LIKE WAFFLES EVEN MORE.

[Stormblessed Dolphin he/him]

I STARVIN' LOVE PANCAKES MORE THAN ANY STORMING THING ELSE (was it yelling? was it whispering? who even was 'it'??? who knows.)

[Rebecca she/her]

WE’RE ALMOST TO PAGE 800!

[Stormblessed Dolphin he/him]

Just now, Rebecca said:

WE’RE ALMOST TO PAGE 800!

"SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH" said the meta bird. calling the mimes to come repair the 4th wall

[Rebecca she/her]

“EIGHT HUNDRED,” the voice sang ignoring the hundreds of mimes.

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800 mimes repaired the 4th wall

[Stormblessed Dolphin he/him]

Suddenly, a second voice shouted: TREES

[Rebecca she/her]

BEES!

The first voice countered.

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Page 800!
-the third voice 

Edited November 2, 2019 by The Last Post

[FatherTiempo he/him]

Let the trumpets sound and withergeists sing.