The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[BringerofShadows she/her]

But a banana would’ve been more effective.

[Little Bear she/her]

A. Banana sat in the corner crying, "Why does no one use me? I work so well!"

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

I literally just ate a banana. This is scary.

Truthless ate the banana.

[Little Bear she/her]

7 minutes ago, Truthless of Shinovar said:

I literally just ate a banana. This is scary.

Truthless ate the banana.

B. Banana ran from behind the invisible wall, "Noo! A.! My brother!"

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

“Oh good, I was feeling rather peckish today!” Truthless said, eating the second banana.

[FatherTiempo he/him]

FT stumbled into the room. He saw Truthless eating the banana, and promptly fainted.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Truthless threw the banana peel at FT, causing his cart to go wildly off course and fall off the track.

[Little Bear she/her]

The cart hit C. Banana, who was burying A.'s peel.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Truthless felt kinda bad, so to feel better, he ate D. Banana. Bananas always helped settles his stomach and his conscience.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Q. Banana had a panic attack.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Truthless was already on M. Banana, so Q. Banana had good reason to panic. Truthless also started to glow because of the radioactivity in him.

[+Ed Venture]

Truthless exploded from the immense amounts of Potassium in him. Apparently the bananas contained pure potassium instead of potassium phosphate.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

This was after, of course, Truthless had eaten Z. Banana.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Omega Banana began to run away.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Truthless caught his mind from the cognitive realm where he was now a cognitive shadow, and ate him.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Truthless was truly a murderer.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

A hungry one at that.

[FatherTiempo he/him]

FT rose, groggy. When he heard what had transpired from Delta Banana he fainted again.

Edited September 13, 2019 by FatherTiempo

[+Ark1002]

But this didn't happen, because it wasn't in bold

[FatherTiempo he/him]

But Ark doubted the speed of FT's edit, and the necessary lag in his PC module.

However, FT was not keen on fainting again.

Edited September 13, 2019 by FatherTiempo

[Jaywalk he/him]

He fainted off a cliff.

[Lunamor she/her]

He wasn’t too keen about it.

[Jaywalk he/him]

His reflexes weren’t very keen.

[Rebecca she/her]

But that was irrelevant.

[Little Bear she/her]

Fortunately, there was a trampoline where he landed.

Is TLT actually the longest thread on the Shard or is it just a goal?

Edited September 14, 2019 by Little Bear