The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[old man moomba he/him]

"It costs ¥4,000,000 to fire this weapon for 12 seconds."

[BringerofShadows she/her]

“Good thing I brought my own.” BoS fired a hatchet at Dapper.

[old man moomba he/him]

Sadly, all Dappers had been combined into one Dapper. This Dapper was off solving mysteries in Stars and Spheres. 

Thus it was Not-Dapper who had to get out of the way, leaving behind a group of investors who wanted to buy the weapon. 

[Little Bear she/her]

The investors were all marine animals disguised as humans.

[Lunamor she/her]

Because dolphins.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

The dolphins who were investors had Evil consciousnesses. 

[Lunamor she/her]

But their being dolphins balanced things out.

[Little Bear she/her]

A fight broke out as the dolphins and sharks argued over who would get the weapon.

[Lunamor she/her]

The dolphins aggressively danced at the sharks.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

The Sharks ate them.

[Lunamor she/her]

So the dolphins attacked from within.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Kinda like how Ant-Man was supposed to defeat Thanos.

[Lunamor she/her]

Except slightly less violent.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

The dolphins, however, were just mimes disguised as dolphins. The sharks were in for a nasty surprise...

[Lunamor she/her]

For the mines had a few (invisible) tricks up their (invisible) sleeves!

[TheGirlWhoLookedUp she/her]

However since the sleeves and the tricks were invisible, the dolphin mimes couldn’t find them.

[Little Bear she/her]

The sharks took advantage of the time it was taking for the dolphins to find them.

[+Ed Venture]

The sharks sawed off the dolphin's tails.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The dolphins grew new tails, then turned and attacked the sharks.

[Lunamor she/her]

With maaaaaaaagic.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The sharks became very afraid.

[Karger he/him]

The sharks stopped writing in bold.

[Lunamor she/her]

...attacking the dolphins.

[Little Bear she/her]

Now nothing was canon.

[Lunamor she/her]

Unless it was in bold.