The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[+Ed Venture]

And one imploded.

[Lunamor she/her]

Thousands were forced to wear the cone of shame.

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

And Catnos snapped, causing half universe to take two turns in a row.

Edited August 31, 2019 by Darth Woodrack

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

It was perfectly unbalanced, as all cats should be.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Midnight struck, and the Tower tolled in tones of death.

[Lunamor she/her]

Aka, b flat.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The insomniac huddled at the window, eyes dark with circles from his night without sleep.

[Lunamor she/her]

He was at Hogwarts.

I just really want Harry Potter for some reason.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

It had been destroyed.

[Lunamor she/her]

By Mr. Nonose.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

And his sidekick, Ratface.

 

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

He ironically had a face much like a tortoise.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

He rode on a flying tortoise, as well.

 

[Lunamor she/her]

And his followers all had magical tortoise tattoos on their arms.

[Jaywalk he/him]

They had really bad breath.

[Little Bear she/her]

Which killed all the cat therapists instantly.

[Jaywalk he/him]

It was only fair.

[TheGirlWhoLookedUp she/her]

They all died in a screaming agony except for one who stood alone from the rest.

[Lunamor she/her]

He died in a yelling agony.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Thus, with no Kitten Therapists, all the other kittens simultaneously exploded. 

[Lunamor she/her]

The Enterprise was destroyed.

Anyone else notice that detail?

[+Ed Venture]

Except for one, he was on the sub-orbital nuclear launch platform.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Watching fail videos.

[Lunamor she/her]

And also participating in them.

[Jaywalk he/him]

He was a bit clumsy.