The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Just now, Truthless of Shinovar said:

The mime, however, was not a mime. He was a MR. Mime.

Which stood for Master of Resources.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

SoT turned to Xino. "Before that mime came," she said, "why were you staring at me?" Blunt maybe, but she didn't interact with others all that often. 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Xinoehp was saved from answering by a loud scream off in the distance.

[Little Bear she/her]

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Boris the Butterfly screamed in the distance.

Edited September 6, 2019 by Little Bear

[xinoehp512 he/him]

He was being attacked.

[Little Bear she/her]

By none other than . . .

[Jaywalk he/him]

A young child with a butterfly net.

[+Ed Venture]

The Steel Ministry.

[Little Bear she/her]

A terrifying combination.

[Jaywalk he/him]

The ministry had recruited the child, but he wasn’t quite sure what to do.

[Lunamor she/her]

So they gave him some spikes and told him to go at it.

[Little Bear she/her]

"Imma get choo!" the boy shouted at Boris.

Edited September 6, 2019 by Little Bear

[Lunamor she/her]

He proceeded to summon Thomas the Tank Engine.

[Little Bear she/her]

The ministry had made some . . . modifications to Thomas.

[+Ed Venture]

He was no longer blue, and was covered in the skulls of dead allomancers.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

That got dark quick...

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

*Base-boosted Thomas the Tank Engine starts playing incredible loud*

*the memes rule*

[Little Bear she/her]

19 minutes ago, Shard of Thought said:

That got dark quick...

Seriously! I thought he would just be spiked or something.

[Little Bear she/her]

18 minutes ago, Truthless of Shinovar said:

*Base-boosted Thomas the Tank Engine starts playing incredible loud*

*the memes rule*

The Memes Rule, a rule that made everyone in a 30 mile radius only able to speak in quotes from the Shrek movies.

Edited September 6, 2019 by Little Bear

[Lunamor she/her]

And forced them to throw anything they picked up across the room screaming “YEET”.

[Little Bear she/her]

The room erupted into a cacophony of "Donkeys!", "YEETs", and bangs as objects and people flew across it.

Edit: forgot to bold.

Edited September 6, 2019 by Little Bear

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

“I'M LIKE AN ONION!” Ghanderflaffle screamed as she ran to get out of the radius.

[Lunamor she/her]

Narrator Lunamor stepped into the radius AnD aFtEr ThAt CoUlD oNlY tYpE lIkE tHiS.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

GhAnDeRfFlAFlE sTePpEd OuT of the radius. She sighed in relief. Typing like that on mobile was annoying.

[+Ed Venture]

Skull-covered Thomas the Dank Engine charged into Ghanderflaffle, pushing her back into the Meme Radius