The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

Their mothers were stone monsters.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Gemstone monsters.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

They sparkled.

[+Ed Venture]

Because they ate the Hermitcraft glitter.

Edited September 7, 2019 by Butt Ad Venture

[+Doomstick he/him]

But their background was acolyte 

[Jaywalk he/him]

They liked trains.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

*train runs them all down*

[xinoehp512 he/him]

"Tag! You're it."

The train dashed back the way it had came.

[+ElephantEarwax he/him]

Butt jumped on the train as it went away.

[+Doomstick he/him]

It was derailed 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

It forgot what it was doing.

[Jaywalk he/him]

And became an airplane.

[Lunamor she/her]

With a lot of snakes.

[FatherTiempo he/him]

The snakes formed a fascist society with the express intent of overthrowing Hermitcraft night.

[Jaywalk he/him]

And thus the great conflict between hermit crabs and snakes began.

[+Ed Venture]

Obviously the crabs won using their superior singing skills.

[Lunamor she/her]

And they had plenty of pufferfish and mermaid friends to back them up.

[+Ed Venture]

Because of the simple victory over the snakes, the crabs decided to throw a...CRAB RAVE!!!

 

 

Edited September 7, 2019 by Butt Ad Venture
Sorry...not sorry. :P

[Brightness Warrior she/her]

Oh joy. A crab rave. The one thing we need to make our lives complete.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Jaywalk shut down the crab rave with a thermonuke.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

SoT was crying. 

[FatherTiempo he/him]

So, she changed the channel on the television.

Edited September 8, 2019 by FatherTiempo
My apologies.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

*clears throat* She.

Edited September 8, 2019 by Shard of Thought

[Lunamor she/her]

Luna asked why she was sad.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

She wiped her eyes with her hands, little blue tears streaming down her cheeks. "No one ever listens..." she said quietly.