The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Jaywalk he/him]

That was what he told people to call him, at least.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

His real name was Dalemalemailailbailbrailbalecailcaledailfailflailhailhalejailkailkalenailpailpalequailrailsailsalescalesnailtailtaleveilvalewailwhale.

[Rebecca she/her]

Except, that post wasn’t bolded, so his name was actually Dorien.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

Dang it.

But his last name was Dalemalemailailbailbrailbalecailcaledailfailflailhailhalejailkailkalenailpailpalequailrailsailsalescalesnailtailtaleveilvalewailwhale.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

So he never signed anything. 

[Lunamor she/her]

1 hour ago, Ghanderflaffle said:

Dang it.

But his last name was Dalemalemailailbailbrailbalecailcaledailfailflailhailhalejailkailkalenailpailpalequailrailsailsalescalesnailtailtaleveilvalewailwhale.

YKYASW your first thought when just glancing at this is that it is a Horneater name.

His children could never go on any field trips.

Edited May 20, 2019 by Lunamor

[+Doomstick he/him]

12 minutes ago, Lunamor said:

YNYASW

YKYASW

[+Ed Venture]

His car was named Marion

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

58 minutes ago, Lunamor said:

YNYASW your first thought when just glancing at this is that it is a Horneater name.

His children could never go on any field trips.

It's missing apostrophes, but nice.

And his cat was named Farion.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

All of this was weird because Dorien was a chipmunk and a relatively young creation of the Void. 

Edited May 20, 2019 by Shard of Thought

[Jaywalk he/him]

His backstory was all a fabrication, but of course, he had no idea.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Marionette BoS didn’t like Dorien. She wanted to eat him.

[+Doomstick he/him]

So the 4th wall didn’t break

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

6 minutes ago, BringerofShadows said:

Marionette BoS didn’t like Dorien. She wanted to eat him.

But she couldn't do that because then the Void would retaliate.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

“What if I fused myself to the Void again?”

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

"The Void would reject you. It seeks balance."

[BringerofShadows she/her]

*Sigh* 

[Jaywalk he/him]

Dorien was created by the void to protect itself from Shadow.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

He was her arch nemesis.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

But there was a secret love story between them.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Narrator Star wasn't certain that was a good idea. 

[+Doomstick he/him]

But he was her Arknemisis, who hath been mentioned 

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Narrator Star facepalmed.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Success!

[Jaywalk he/him]

The love story ended just as quickly as it began.