The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Lunamor she/her]

“But autocorrect can.”

[Jaywalk he/him]

Jaywalk didn’t mind either.

[Lunamor she/her]

Narrator Lunamor mostly used mobile due to its ease of access and transportation.

[Jaywalk he/him]

As did Narrator Jaywalk.

[Lunamor she/her]

Narrator Lunamor got bored and decided to spice things up by giving a squirrel some coffee.

[+Doomstick he/him]

7 cups of it

[Lunamor she/her]

It became very, very hyper.

[Jaywalk he/him]

It was a nutjob.

[Lunamor she/her]

It sorted nuts for a living.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

I read “sorted” as “snorted”. 

 

The other squirrels got annoyed with him because he was too hyper.

[Rebecca she/her]

21 minutes ago, BringerofShadows said:

I read “sorted” as “snorted”.

I just about choked on my gum. That’s hilarious. 

So they decided to steal all his coffee.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Then he discovered Mountain Dew.

[Le Sigh]

Except it wasn't Mountain Dew; it was just Pepsi with a Mountain Dew label wrapped around it.

[Jaywalk he/him]

He was furious.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

…So furious he switched to Coca-Cola. 

[Jaywalk he/him]

His cousin, the mighty chipmunk, stole all his Coca-Cola.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

So he stole it back.

[Jaywalk he/him]

And buried the chipmunk alive.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Serves him right, The squirrel thought. 

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

The chipmunk burst from the ground, a blinding light surrounding him. 
“Whomst hast buried me?” It demanded. The landscape around the chipmunk began to erupt and fissure, boulders flying everywhere with lava spewing forth from the depths of the earth.

 

Edited May 20, 2019 by Truthless of Shinovar

[BringerofShadows she/her]

The squirrel, unfazed, yelled: “I did!” 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Kinda like that guy who parked his car on some other guy’s sandwich.

Edited May 20, 2019 by BringerofShadows

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

The squirrel was promptly decimated.

[Jaywalk he/him]

The chipmunk was a creation of the void—the newest protection after Shadow had invaded.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Its name was...

[Lunamor she/her]

Dale.