The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Theodore the hippo had, at that time, just fired his nostril thermonuke at his political rival, Sam'diddlydoodah.

Edited May 10, 2019 by Gancho Libre

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

he was blown to smithereens 

[Jaywalk he/him]

Giant confetti rained down upon the nipsie population.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

It was on fire.

[Lunamor she/her]

And not a stick.

[old man moomba he/him]

But it could have been a stick. 

In another life, perhaps. 

[Lunamor she/her]

But, alas, that was not to be. Destiny would have it another way.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Destiny also had it that BoS should become a Moderator, so she could win the Last Post Wins.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

This would never happen, of course.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Obviously 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Instead, someone would lock TLPW when it got too long because of spam.

Another one would then likely be made.

[Lunamor she/her]

And fill up twice as quickly, as such things do.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Called the second to last post wins

[xinoehp512 he/him]

They should totally do that!

It too would be locked when it grew bloated from spam.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

But it would never end, because The Last Post Wins is 

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[xinoehp512 he/him]

Or so they thought.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

*knew

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Referred to the family of Caknew Doe and Jaknew Doe.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

They denied any relationship to deer

[Archer he/him]

Caknew Doe and Jaknew Doe did however acknowledge their relation to an extinct species of flightless bird, the name of which was actually originally derived from the couple's ship name: DoeDoe. 

[Lunamor she/her]

They were named after them because neither of them could fly.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

They could, however, swim.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Butt Venture learned to count to 27

[xinoehp512 he/him]

In that moment, he was enlightened.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

42 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

In that moment, he was enlightened.

And during his enlightenment, he found out exactly how Pheonix was supposed to impress Star. He knew he had to tell Pheonix and fast. The fate of the thread depended on it.