The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[overlord stick]

Alexa could not play despacito, you must buy Spotify plus or Amazon unlimited for access to this song.

[Rebecca she/her]

Page 500 had arrived!

[Lunamor she/her]

1 minute ago, Kidpen said:

haha i win

edit: oh no no i don't this is so sad alexa play despacito

If Per’s posts get combined, you might end up with your post being the first one of page 500 instead of mine.

Edited May 4, 2019 by Lunamor

[Kidpen he/him]

9 minutes ago, Lunamor said:

If Per’s posts get combined, you might end up with your post being the first one of page 500 instead of mine.

for them to get combined someone would have to report them, and that would make me feel not nice.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Tom Joebob set off a Wondercracker™.

[Lunamor she/her]

It was wonderful.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Ten times as good as Gandalf's firecracker shows.

[Rebecca she/her]

I totally just read that as “Ghanderfaffle’s firecracker shows”. 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

He had worked on them with his head ghanderflaffle.

[Snipexe he/him]

Now to double TLPWs

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The ghanderflaffles had been created because they were much smarter than handerfles.

[Lunamor she/her]

They avoided standing in fires.

[overlord stick]

Instead, they stood in lava.

[Lunamor she/her]

Which was slightly less painful.

[Jaywalk he/him]

But just as delicious.

[Lunamor she/her]

As it was “Ow my tongue has been burned off” flavored.

[overlord stick]

Truly, a refined taste.

[TheGirlWhoLookedUp she/her]

Once you tasted it, nothing else tasted good.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Nothing else tasted at all, really.

[overlord stick]

That tends to happen when your tongue gets burned off.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Luckily, there was a cure.

[overlord stick]

Bacon.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Bacon juice.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

One had to soak in bacon juice for approximately 5 hours

Edited May 5, 2019 by Truthless of Shinovar

[xinoehp512 he/him]

It couldn't be any old bacon juice, though.