The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Coincidentally, the cookie was harmless. Unlike the cookie he ate out of his pocket.

[Lunamor she/her]

Which he had found in a gutter. He had rather inconsistent judgement skills.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Well, 'good' and 'gutter' start with the same letter, so...

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

The cookie had, of course, been spiked by TUBA. As TUBA was secretly the ones spiking cookies and the DA was the good guys, obviously.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

This was a very, very strange alternate universe where the scientists who would have formed the DA took the name "The Underground Black Alleys" instead.

[Jaywalk he/him]

It was Universe Triangle.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Which meant the Illuminati ruled over it.

[Jaywalk he/him]

A little known fact about the Illuminati was that...

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Tom Joebob had nothing to do with it. 

[Jaywalk he/him]

Which was quite shocking, really.

[Lunamor she/her]

As he had been dabbling in experiments with electricity.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

And working on how to snowboard backwards going up a tsunami

[BringerofShadows she/her]

But the Illuminati had tried hard to indoctrinate him.

[Jaywalk he/him]

He was just too absorbed by Tamika.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Star took the chance to keep anyone from taking this too literally. 

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

So, of course, it was taken very literally.

[Jaywalk he/him]

In his mind, Tom and Tamika had merged into a single person—Tomika.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Because that was their ship name. 

[Jaywalk he/him]

Nobody considered it as good a ship as Kelsnah.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

It sank like the Titanic

[Jaywalk he/him]

Ooop, another Splinter of Odium, had sunk it.

[Lunamor she/her]

Ooop was an iceberg.

Edited May 1, 2019 by Lunamor

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

The splinter smiled, obviously taking joy in sinking other people's ships

Edited May 1, 2019 by Truthless of Shinovar

[Lunamor she/her]

He was very passionate about it.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

He was the one that had sunk Shaladin