The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Lunamor she/her]

“Kelsier,” he replied in his Sazedy way.

Sazedy is an adjective and that is final.

Edited April 3, 2019 by Lunamor

[Gancho Libre he/him]

"No no no!" Butt said, jumping into the room. "You're using the wrong names! I wanna be 'The Third'!"

[Lunamor she/her]

“But we wanna be Kelsier and Sazed!” they counter whined.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

"No! I am Fundament Venture the Third, you are Fundament Venture the Second, and you are OG Fundament Venture!" Butt said, pointing to himself, then Kelsier, then Sazed, in that order.

[Lunamor she/her]

“I am not Fundament Venture OG, I think,” said Sazed in his Sazedy way.

[Vogelsang he/him]

Sazedy Way was also the name of the street that the Lord Misting lives on.

[+Doomstick he/him]

It was renamed Fundament Venture-y way

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

And then a thermonuke hit it.

[Jaywalk he/him]

For the alignment of the moon was such that all the hippos sneezed in unison.

[Lunamor she/her]

Launching the thermonuke at the street.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Because, obviously, all hippos are just disguised thermonuke launchers, with the missiles stored up their nostrils.

[GeneralHZRD he/him]

Duh,

[Jaywalk he/him]

...of course the King of Morocco is a dodo bird.

Edited April 4, 2019 by Jaywalk

[GeneralHZRD he/him]

Most everyone knew this. What they didn't know was that his brother was a llama.

[Lunamor she/her]

With three ls.

[Jaywalk he/him]

There was only one other lllama in Morocco. Its name was...

[Lunamor she/her]

Bob.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Bob the Builder.

[Lunamor she/her]

And his magical talking tools.

[Jaywalk he/him]

When used for evil purposes, the tools could be quite disastrous.

For example, some of them could talk their way out of a speeding ticket pretty darn well.

[+Doomstick he/him]

the rest of them were singing a new storm into existence in the background

[Rebecca she/her]

But that was irrelevant. Because up in Canada.....

[Bookish Ocelot she/her]

If you died, you didn't really die. You just lost all your social media forever. 

[Lunamor she/her]

Which was basically the same thing.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Because we all are living in a simulation.