The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Lunamor she/her]

A simulation called... the Trixma.

Edited April 5, 2019 by Lunamor

[Jaywalk he/him]

Narrator Luna exploded through the power of godmodding.

[Lunamor she/her]

Grrrrrr.

Exploded with Stormlight! 

[Jaywalk he/him]

And ascended to the Shard of Pancakes.

[Lunamor she/her]

And also ascended to the Shard of Waffles.

Edited April 5, 2019 by Lunamor

[overlord stick]

DON'T FORGET THE SYRUP.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Was the name of a very popular play

[Lunamor she/her]

With Lift as the star.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Co-starring was the entire Kelsnah family.

[Lunamor she/her]

They were a hit sensation.

[+Doomstick he/him]

So everyone who saw them felt like they were being hit

[Lunamor she/her]

With an angry cat.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

A saber-toothed tiger, to be precise.

[Lunamor she/her]

That was on fire.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Because it was fire.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Turns out they were all stuck in a fire-y Jurassic Park, but instead of dinosaurs, it was fire wrought Sabre-toothed Tigers.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

And ice-wrought woolly mammoths.

[whattheHoid she/her]

It was simultaneously really hot and cold. People didn't know how to dress.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

So they all bought jackets that adjusted to temperature.

[whattheHoid she/her]

They were sort of like those jumpsuits from Dune; they helped recycle sweat into semi-refreshing water.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

They'd been invented by Tom Joebob.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Tom Joebob had a dream; to invent the snazziest survival suits ever. So he employed Adolin's tailor to help.

Edited April 6, 2019 by whattheHoid

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Gaz was unsure of how to contribute.

[+Doomstick he/him]

So he assassinated someone 

[Snipexe he/him]

JFK to be specific