The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Lunamor she/her]

Even though it was an Aviar.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Star gave a humph and walked to Kelsier and Jasnah's house. She knocked on the door. 

[+Doomstick he/him]

jasnah opens the door and said things I will not repeat

[Lunamor she/her]

“Things I will not repeat,” said Jasnah.

Edited April 7, 2019 by Lunamor

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Star didn't like Jasnah much. She ignored her bigotry. "I would like to speak with Kelsier."

[Lunamor she/her]

“He’s sleeping. What do you want?” said Jasnah.

Edited April 7, 2019 by Lunamor

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Star smiled. Liar. Kelsier wouldn't sleep this early, she thought to herself. Jasnah might not let her get past but... "Lift! Aunt Star is here!"

Edited April 7, 2019 by Shard of Thought

[Lunamor she/her]

Squealing could be heard from inside the house. “Staaaaaaaaaaaar!” Lift said, barreling past Jasnah to give her a hug.

Edited April 7, 2019 by Lunamor

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Star returned the hug. "Hey, sweetheart. Where's your daddy?"

[Lunamor she/her]

“He’s making me pancakes,” she said, grinning. “Ten of ‘em!”

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

"Oh, how wonderful! Can I join you? I can help flip pancakes."

[Lunamor she/her]

“Yay!” Lift said, taking Star’s hand and pulling her inside.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Star smiled. She waved to Kelsier. It was chilling how much he looked like his counterpart. 

[+Doomstick he/him]

and now for something completely different 

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

On the other side of the world, Butt Venture led an army of undead breadmunks to war against the rising ghanderflaffle empire.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Butt Venture decided to make his army of undead Breadmunks even more tough and intimidating by spiking them all with the Spike of Illusion. It granted all spiked undead Breadmunks the ability to disguise their appearance into what Butt hoped would be intimidating. The undead Breadmunks, however, were obsessed with toucans, so the army Butt gathered looked like a flock of toucans instead.

[+Sorana she/her]

When he looked for a good place to attack first, he saw it. Gigantic, unbelievable and enormous, this was going to be the place where the first battle would be fought.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The surface of the coldest star in all of existence.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Meanwhile, Jaywalk was playing foosball with Max.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Jaywalk was determined to beat Max at foosball as he had 1000 florins riding on this match.

[Vogelsang he/him]

Max was the world’s most athletic parrot.

[whattheHoid she/her]

He was a rather remarkable parrot as he was not only athletic but had 2 pairs of thumbs.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Kelsier dropped the spatula he had been using to flip pancakes. Since when was his son a parrot?

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

Ghanderflaffle was confused by the previous post as she had been gone for six days and, sadly, didn't have time to read the previous pages.

I'm back! And have lots of notifications...

[Vogelsang he/him]

Narrator Taradiddle asked Ghanderflaffle where she had been.