The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

Narrator Ghanderflaffle wanted the ghandermap.

[Jaywalk he/him]

But it disappeared when touched by Narrator skin.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

But Narrator Ghanderflaffle didn't know this so she set out to hunt down Tom Joebob and get the ghandermap.

[RoadWalker he/him]

Uncle Brandy ate the ghandermap, as he thought it was a different map to another city. He toasted it over the fire until it was a light golden brown crisp, set it on his dinner plate, cut it up with a fork and knife, and munched on it thoughtfully. "Chew on your words before you spit them out." he said to himself. He quickly wrote this down as his proverb for the day, happy he'd come up with yet another helpful phrase.

Edited March 26, 2019 by RoadWalker

[Lunamor she/her]

He then ate the proverb, thinking it would give him even more wisdom.

[RoadWalker he/him]

Chew he wondered, lost in thought. Chew.

[Lunamor she/her]

 These words are very chewy. Chewy. Chewbacca. Star Wars. Star Trek. Spock. Hmm... that must mean that I need to become Spock!!!

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

But he never got to become Spock, because...

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

Narrator Ghanderflaffle had killed Spock in her brief quest to get the ghandermap.

[Lunamor she/her]

She hated people with strange looking ears.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

Because they reminded her of herself. She also avoided mirrors.

[Lunamor she/her]

She had the equivalent of Thaylen eyebrows, but with ears.

[RoadWalker he/him]

Mirrors were frightened of Ghanderflaffle. She once broke one and gave it 7 years bad luck.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Interesting, how Fortune metalminds can be polished so well.

[Snipexe he/him]

People liked to polish them for fun

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

There were polishing contests held throughout the world.

[Lunamor she/her]

And they made the metalminds veeeeeeery shiiiiiiiiny.

Edited March 26, 2019 by Lunamor

[Karger he/him]

Until one day someone came up with the brilliant idea of a rust metalmind contest where only the least reflective metalmind could win.

[Jaywalk he/him]

All the participants had piercing metalminds.

[Lunamor she/her]

And got tetanus. They all had to get tetanus shots after the competition.

[Jaywalk he/him]

The judges laughed at their idiocy.

[Lunamor she/her]

So they threw bananas at them.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Banana throwing was a form of torture in some countries.

[Lunamor she/her]

As it turned you into a monkey.

[Jaywalk he/him]

It was quite the horrifying transformation.