The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Silva]

ballads about death and destruction.

[Rebecca she/her]

He started his search for a tongue at Taco Bell.

[Snipexe he/him]

He decided he didn't want a tongue that liked spicy food

[+Sorana she/her]

So he went to a library.

[Kidpen he/him]

But, mysteriously, there wasn't a tongue there. 

[+Sorana she/her]

So he went and searched an island.

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

Suddenly, the Everstorm came, bringing with it the Night of Sorrows in the form of... the True Defecation.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Much Darker bartered for a tongue with the True Defecation.

[Kidpen he/him]

But nobody wanted that.

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

So Much Darker gave Nobody the tongue that was bartered from the True Defecation, even though it was covered in cremling feces.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

So Nobody began a campaign of peacefully determined protests.

Edit: Ninja'd

Edited November 26, 2018 by Ookla the Libre

[RoadWalker he/him]

Nearby a random flock of geese cheered him on.

Edited November 26, 2018 by ThePhotoBaum

[Snipexe he/him]

One of the geese was a fighter jet in disguise.

[whattheHoid she/her]

The fighter jet gave off a second wave of True Defecation.

Ewwwww!

[Silva]

It then gave off a third.

[Rebecca she/her]

It didn’t, however, give off a fourth. Instead it gave off a e^i(pi).

Edited November 26, 2018 by Ookla the Taco

[Gancho Libre he/him]

The difference was as tiny and as vast as the world.

[Silva]

So the world disappeared.

[RoadWalker he/him]

The World always liked to be alone; he was quietly reading the first records of Uncle Brandy's appearance* in The Longest Thread (Misadventures).

*Page 2, 16th post

Edited November 27, 2018 by ThePhotoBaum

[Kidpen he/him]

But then he realized how hard it would be to read all of it.

[BitBitio he/him]

So he didn't.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Instead, he read the record of Kaladin Chullblessed.

[BitBitio he/him]

But Arnold ate him.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Yes, readers, you heard correctly. Butt and Arnold had been reincarnated as one being! But Arnold!

[BitBitio he/him]

Don't forget the ghanderflaffle!