The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[BitBitio he/him]

One day, Butt's abilities were tired of never being tested.

[RoadWalker he/him]

So he kicked DJ Larry between the legs, which caused him to madly scratch the disks and inadvertently pick up the tempo...a LOT. Lights were spinning, bases were dropping, very long scarves were being knit at insanely fast rates...

[Kidpen he/him]

The scarves began to take up lots of space.

Edit: 2300th post here.

Edited November 4, 2018 by Kidpen

[Silva]

Someone decided that blowing them up was a good solution and bought a flamethrower and some dynamite from his local pharmacy.

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

The Breadmunks returned.

[Kidpen he/him]

They don't like flamethrowers.

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

The preferred ball throwers.

[RoadWalker he/him]

They used the ball throwers to hurl themselves, creating a confused chaotic mass of flying Breadmunks, exploding dynamite, and scarves tangled up around the whole shabang.

All while DJ Larry scratched the disks in pain.

Edited November 4, 2018 by ThePhotoBaum

[Kidpen he/him]

Larry suddenly wondered whether he really wanted to be a DJ.

[RoadWalker he/him]

He decided to quit his DJ job and start on a quest...to find the Missing Chicken of Russia, aka the headless chicken who could somehow talk.

[Kidpen he/him]

Unfortunately, he had to get through the chaos of the party to do it.

[Silva]

Saying the party was chaotic was an understatement.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Somehow, Larry got through that chaotic party, parrying flying Breadmunks, pizza tossers, rubber bands, tomahawks, tomatillos, and cabbage patch dolls. He ended up face first into the most irritating creature of all, Dorth Cringledrizzle. You see, Dorth Cringledrizzle was a squeaker toy nobody and Nobody wanted.

[Kidpen he/him]

nobody was eternally upset at his parent's choice not to capitalize his name.

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

The breadmunks decided to help him.

[Kidpen he/him]

They needed a good deed for the day.

[+Ark1002]

But then Narrarator Ark, who was bored, told them that Larry the jukebox was evil. The Breadmunks attacked Larry.

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

They tried to claw him to death with their bread claws.

[whattheHoid she/her]

The bread claws were brittle however and broke almost immediately.

[+Ark1002]

And Larry the Jukebox set them on fire for revenge. Larry, unlike the narrators, didn't know that breadmunk turned into phoenix-breadmunk-griffins when set on fire.

[BitBitio he/him]

Fortunately, nachos.

[+Ark1002]

...

How does one respond to that?

[+Sorana she/her]

And guacamole!

like that?

[whattheHoid she/her]

With hot jalapenos!

[Rebecca she/her]

And lots of cheese!