The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Kidpen he/him]

Lots more, actually. 

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[whattheHoid she/her]

And whattheHoid decided to add one more for good luck...

 

[BitBitio he/him]

2 hours ago, Silva said:

I added this to my profile page like 5 hours ago actually

Arghh, I'm almost convinced!

[whattheHoid she/her]

Mudkip wants you! @Transition Stage to rejoin the Mudkip army!

 

[BitBitio he/him]

No

[Kidpen he/him]

Yesn't

[whattheHoid she/her]

Yesrir

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

The Mudkip army marched on @Transition Stage and threw him into a cell until he changed his name and profile picture back.

[whattheHoid she/her]

The Mudkips were sad, they felt abandoned.

 

[BitBitio he/him]

No

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

Bit Bitio had cast them out to the road.

[whattheHoid she/her]

He told them, he'd be back in an hour. Even Butt cried for the Mudkips.

[BitBitio he/him]

Oh my gosh, guys

[whattheHoid she/her]

The Weeping began.

[BitBitio he/him]

You guys REALLY WANT me to change back. I hadn't realized how much "Bit" and "Mudkip" have become the thing everyone knows me for.

[Toaster Retribution he/him]

The Weeping ended.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Everyone rejoiced, sang, and danced!

 

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

The Mudkips were so happy. 

[whattheHoid she/her]

Butt and our assorted cast all jumped with joy, glistened with Happiness, and were full of exorbitant exuberance. So happy was everyone, that they declared this day, Mudkip Day!

 

 

[+Sorana she/her]

And they had a large party! Even Uncle Brandy was there.

[BitBitio he/him]

And for once, he didn't drink vodka-wait, no he did drink vodka.

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

Suddenly, Uncle Vodka arrived, gulping his brandy. His eyes met those of the vodka-guzzling Uncle Brandy.

"Brother?"

[BitBitio he/him]

Then Uncle Whiskey showed up.

"Brothers?"

[whattheHoid she/her]

Then Uncle Gin showed up. "Bröthēr's!?"

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

Turns out, they had mistaken each other's identities and did not know one another at all, nor were they related in any way. The three Uncles parted ways, forgetting that the awkward ordeal had ever happened.