The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[BitBitio he/him]

Irrelevant.

[Kidpen he/him]

Relevant.

[whattheHoid she/her]

The mediator brought down his fist with the Anger of Ancient Viking Warriors behind, both literally and figuratively. Stew and Times started to get up. This was all Relevant relevant.

Oh, Firerust that was an excellent dad joke/pun. 

Edited October 19, 2018 by whattheHoid

[Kidpen he/him]

Suddenly, pineapples.

I didn't know what else to say.

[BitBitio he/him]

Avocados from Mexico.

[Silva]

Avocadoes used to not have much in them besides their seeds and were the size of bowling balls when dinosaurs roamed the Earth.

True fact. Couldn't resist.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Dinosaurs are a diverse group of reptiles of the clade Dinosauria. They first appeared during the Triassic period. They became the dominant terrestrial vertebrates after the Triassic and Jurassic mass extinction 201 million years ago; their dominance continued through the Jurassic and Cretaceous periods. 

To subscribe for more dinosaur facts please text 'Yes.'

[Rebecca she/her]

‘Irrelevant’.

The p in pterodactyl is silent.

[whattheHoid she/her]

The 'p' in Ptolemy is silent as well.

[BitBitio he/him]

The 'p' in p is silent also.

[Ink he/him]

The 'p' in avacado is also silent.

[whattheHoid she/her]

The 'p' in demure is silent as well.

[Ink he/him]

The 'p' in a toilet, however, is not silent.

I'm sorry I couldn't resist. Immature humor I know...

[Rebecca she/her]

As is the ‘p’ in irrelevant.

[whattheHoid she/her]

So is the 'p' in farts.

Right back at you, Ink.

[BitBitio he/him]

The 'b' in    is not silent.

[+Sorana she/her]

The 'p' was sad, that nobody wanted to hear, so it looked for an alliance with the 'b'.

[whattheHoid she/her]

The 'p' and 'b' are silent in gregarious.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

And 'p' and 'b' were silent forever once a little kid made a 'p','b' and j sandwich.

[whattheHoid she/her]

With a soda on the side.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

And since three sides make a triangle, there were three sodas.

Don't question my logic.

[Kidpen he/him]

They were grape sodas.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Pronounced "Ger-Ap-ay".

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

But no one cared about how Ger-Ap-ay pronounced things.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

But Nobody cared. Nobody was a nice guy.

Edited October 20, 2018 by Gancho Libre