whattheHoid she/her Posted October 17, 2018 Posted October 17, 2018 Butt and Notti however were not popular, until Butt decided to show off his Fartomancer moves and Notti kicked off with some Shardic Kung Fu.
whattheHoid she/her Posted October 17, 2018 Posted October 17, 2018 Turns out Bit had a rudimentary, yet effective sense of precognition, a gang fight did indeed ensue. Butt and Notti quickly became outnumbered and surrounded by the notorious Green Lotus gang.
Ink he/him Posted October 17, 2018 Posted October 17, 2018 But, teaming up with the powers of Shardic Kung Fu and Fartomancy, Butt and Notti overcame the gang. Then they went back to fighting.
whattheHoid she/her Posted October 17, 2018 Posted October 17, 2018 And Big Bird with Cookie Monster. Butt and Notti were tired of all the cookies being held hostage.
+Sorana she/her Posted October 17, 2018 Posted October 17, 2018 The cookies were happy, that finally someone fought for them.
Borio Singaldi he/him Posted October 17, 2018 Posted October 17, 2018 But those poor cookies were dismayed to realize that Butt and Notti only rescued them to eat them just like Cookie Monster.
whattheHoid she/her Posted October 17, 2018 Posted October 17, 2018 So the cookies decided to take up their Shardcookieplate and Blade and revolt against any mouth that would eat delicious, ooey, gooey, cookies.
+Sorana she/her Posted October 17, 2018 Posted October 17, 2018 Their first act of resistance was to slice open their prison and start their journey into a strange, large world.
whattheHoid she/her Posted October 17, 2018 Posted October 17, 2018 It was also known as a Brave New World.
BitBitio he/him Posted October 17, 2018 Posted October 17, 2018 It was also also known as Narnia. Aslan weeps somehow. 1
Ink he/him Posted October 17, 2018 Posted October 17, 2018 The cookies didn't like Narnia. There were too little people to conquer.
+Sorana she/her Posted October 17, 2018 Posted October 17, 2018 So they walked through a wardrobe and looked what they found on the other side.
whattheHoid she/her Posted October 17, 2018 Posted October 17, 2018 His name was Licks Bottomfeedererers. his parents got fed up with his bratty ways that he got kicked out of his house and was starting his own band of bratty kids. It was called... 1
Borio Singaldi he/him Posted October 17, 2018 Posted October 17, 2018 Hours to the Death of Thought. They played death metal nursery rhymes. 2
whattheHoid she/her Posted October 17, 2018 Posted October 17, 2018 They were surprisingly good, the Cookie gang stopped to listen and decided to ask if they could join the band. Licks couldn't hear over the licks playing on the guitar, so he blindly grabbed a cookie and started eating mid-play.
whattheHoid she/her Posted October 17, 2018 Posted October 17, 2018 (edited) The lyrics were as follows... Mary had a Little knife, Little knife, Little knife. Mary had a Little knife whose blade was shiny and sharp. It followed her to school one day, school one day, school one day. It followed her to school one day which was against the rules. And so on, Licks Bottomfeedererers and his band were some disturbed little cookies. Their first album dropped soon, called Songs from the Crypt. Edited October 17, 2018 by whattheHoid 3
Silva Posted October 18, 2018 Posted October 18, 2018 Obviously, the only place to by the album was in a crypt. This particular crypt was the final resting place of....
whattheHoid she/her Posted October 18, 2018 Posted October 18, 2018 Uncle Whiskey was a dank, dark dude. In fact, his ghost was the inspiration for Licks and his crew to make even more dark, depraved metal nursery rhymes. After all who could forget the classics such as, Little Miss Moffet Sat on some Spikes and I'm a Little Tea-Brat. The last one was Licks' theme song.
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