The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[whattheHoid she/her]

This was irrelevant as were the things Butt was doing right now, which definitely did not involve pom poms, bananas, and an accordion.

[+Sorana she/her]

Butt was sitting on a nice patch of grass and observed butterflies.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Which were extraordinarily hairy.

[Silva]

And deathly poisonous while still being highly flammable and explosive.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Butt was in danger and he didn't even realize it. Luckily, Samurai Jack came along with an army of robots trailing behind.

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

They were hit by a thermonuke.

[Ink he/him]

But it was a reverse-thermonuke.

[Kidpen he/him]

So it made everything cold.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Butt shouted, “oh my!”

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[whattheHoid she/her]

Then he shouted, "Lion, and Tigers, and Bears!"

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

L. Frank Baum was turning in his grave at the incorrectness of the quote.

[Ink he/him]

Then someone defiled L. Frank Baum's grave, becuse no one should be moving when they are dead.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Then Butt warbled loudly, "Follow the Brick Yellow Road!" This was too much for L. Frank Baum to bear as he had bared enough bears for a lifetime.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Narrator Ganvcho acquired one of those hammer things judges have and hit Butt in the face with it.

"Enough!" Narrator Ganvcho yelled. Can't you see you're making fun of 'The Warlock of Ozia United'? It's my favorite book!"

[Silva]

"That's kind of the point," Silva said. "Sorry." Then she handed Butt some ice.

[Inky]

Suddenly, all the shards appeared

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Narrator Ganvcho, thinking they were there to make fun of 'The Warlock of Ozia United', hit them all in the face with the judge mallet.

[Inky]

Narrator Gancho turned into a Fused, Odium's doing

[whattheHoid she/her]

Then Butt said, "Hey!! It's not 'The Warlock of Ozia United' what is that!? Haven't you heard of the classic, 'The Wrenches of the Ozarks Defend!?' You uncultured swines!!"

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Narrator Ganvcho fumed. "After all I've done for you, you insult me? You realize that if I'm uncultured, and I'm a Narrator, then you're uncultured as well? Oh, and 'The warlock of Ozia United' is just about the greatest movie ever. It's about a warlock who, through a series of bloody campaigns, unites Ozia Qin style! how cool is that?"

[whattheHoid she/her]

Butt cocked his head quizzically. "What is a narrator? You crazy? Kolo? I'm not a story am I? This is real life, riight? Guys?"

[Kidpen he/him]

"Butt, stop being so meta." said god.

[whattheHoid she/her]

"Meta? META!!!!" yelled Butt. "Who are you to tell me that!!? I've a right to know if I exist or not! Besides, how do I know you even exist, god? Which shard do you hold? I've held one for a time, so maybe I'd know!"

[Ink he/him]

So the shards all got together and unanimously slapped Butt.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Butt's butt was very sore after this and decided to petulantly walk away and ponder his existence in private from now on, until he procured solid evidence. Meanwhile in the far reaches of the Cosmere...