The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Rebecca she/her]

And then Butt tried to run away with the monies, but he fell, and then these kids started laughing.

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

Butt continued to run, run, run, and jump to get away from them.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Then the seagulls swooped in again as they were under Nale's orders to abscond with all of Gaz's hats for Tezim's coronation party.

Edited October 4, 2018 by whattheHoid

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

Then a wild Ookla time-jumped in and ousted Tezim as not Ishar, but actually Uncle Brandy.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Then Uncle Brandy was ousted again by the real Tezim who was than ousted by a ghanderflaffle who revealed the real Tezim as none other than Nightblood.

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

Everyone's minds were blown. And I mean everyone. Not a single mind was unblown. They were all so blown that there were no minds left in existence, and everyone became Mindless.

[Ink he/him]

Until a new, supermind formed from all the blown minds.

[whattheHoid she/her]

The giant supermind was still Mindless howev bblepp blufphhhh error.,.,.,,,,

[Snipexe he/him]

His name was Butt

[whattheHoid she/her]

Butt Venture! Once again our beloved yet stupid protagonist had merged with something greater than himself. This time round he was extra confused and had many hats! He kinda looked like this....

 

Edited October 4, 2018 by whattheHoid

[Silva]

He was determined to sell as many as possible, like that character in a book whose title is slipping Narrator Silva's mind.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Then Butt and whattheHoid said hey wasn't it this book?...

It's where we learned to peddle hats and such!

[Silva]

Silva confirmed that it was this book and commented that Butt might look pretty good with a mustache.

[whattheHoid she/her]

He sold all hats but one and gained a mustache. Nazh took an approximate likeness of Butt.

 

 

[+Sorana she/her]

Looking at all the money he decided to buy an island. There he could finally start his secret project.

Edited October 5, 2018 by Sorana

[whattheHoid she/her]

He decided to sink his money into a papier-maché factory.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

They made him a paper-mache balloon.

[Ink he/him]

And a paper-maché model of their factory, at real scale.

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

And David Attenborough ran the company, because for unknown reasons, Narrator Firerust could only hear the word paper-mache in David Attenborough's voice.

[Silva]

But sadly, no one bought the factory's products.

[whattheHoid she/her]

So they hired the soothing voice of Morgan Freeman to advertise the products.

[Ink he/him]

Darth vader's breathing apparatus had a harmonica shoved in it, so any time he took a breath it sounded really weird.

This has nothing to do with anything above. It doesnt make sense. We were focusing on paper-mache too much

Edited October 5, 2018 by Inklingspren

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

Fair enough. Forget Vader.

Borio Singaldi began production of prospective harmonicas made of harmonium.

[Ink he/him]

They tended to explode.

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

Due to the heavy amounts of reverb and bass emanating from them. Just imagine -- earrape in the form of a harmonica.

I'm sorry. Apologizing in advance for anyone I trigger.