The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Kidpen he/him]

Then he had to have Argent bless him with the almighty salt blessing.

I considered pinging Argent, but I don't think he cares about this.  

[whattheHoid she/her]

Argent may or may not have blessed him with salt, as Times ran in and out the salt lick right quick.

I'll be honest, I can't imagine Argent would care all that much.

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

Argent didn't care, so Times had nothing to salt themself with. So they visited the Nightwatcher's little sister Aiightwatcher.

[Ink he/him]

She would grant you a bane, then give you a boon to go with that bane.

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

But you could only recieve them if you asked for the bane in Yoda-speak.

[+Ark1002]

Times asked her, "Breadmunks, I have may?" Times did not know Yoda-speak well.

[whattheHoid she/her]

So, Aiightwatcher, not completely satisfied, yet oddly bereft with compassion, decided to grant Times a half a bane with a quarter boon and a twist of bane boon on a plate of boon bane's bane. This was not to be confused with bane boon bane's bane boon boons, which was the ultimate Blessing of the Aiightwatcher. 

[Kidpen he/him]

The nightwatcher saw this and began to feel a jeolousy/rivalry for the aiightwatcher. 

[whattheHoid she/her]

So the Nightwatcher decided to grant Times on addition to a half a bane with a quarter boon and a twist of bane boon on a plate of boon bane's bane; he would also get a boon boonie bane bane with an extra special bane's boon. Times was estatic.

[Kidpen he/him]

But he let the power go to his head, and decided to become the "Watchwatcher" 

[BitBitio he/him]

Obviously, his role in the universe was to play lacrosse with fairies. 

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

The original breadmunks, hybrids between bread and chipmunks, watched in amusement as hordes upon hordes of exploding rodents assaulted Newcago which was under the rule of a re-born steelheart.

You can just ignore this if you want.

[+Ark1002]

This version of Steelheart also had the powers to control ice and to summon little overly optimistic snowmen. She was: Queen Elsa Steelheart.

No.

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

The rodents were reborn repeatedly from their explodey demise to assault Newcao again. 

Okay then.

Edited September 15, 2018 by DarthWoodrack

[whattheHoid she/her]

Watchwatcher traveled to Newcago with his travelling lacrosse fairy team to start an international league. Unfortunately, his head coach fell in love with an exploding rodent who was Queen Elsa's consort. She sent a board of the optimistic snowman to cheer him on to his death.

[BitBitio he/him]

Yet against all logical reasoning, it actually worked. 

 

The Shard of Logic had arrived. And he was furious.

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

Because he realized that Timbre = Eshonai.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Pffffwhhhffhhfhfufguh! Minds were blown all throughout the cosmere. Butt's head blew off and came back down on his neck backwards; that's how severe his shock was!

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

Then the breadmunks ran over and put his on right and fixed him right up.

The chipmunk variety,

[whattheHoid she/her]

Well they thought they affixed his head on proper, but they being part chipmunk and bread weren't the brightest. Butt's head ended up on his back. 

[Silva]

Actually, they were very bright, but Butt simply couldn’t recognize the brilliance of what they had done.

[BitBitio he/him]

Logic spanked Butt.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Butt noodled Logic in retaliation as that was the most illogical response he could think of.

[Ink he/him]

Logic did something unlogical

I know it's illogical.

[whattheHoid she/her]

He (Logic) started to bounce everywhere in a mad frenzy while doing a keg stand and repeatedly stuffing Butt into red solo cups.