The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Silva]

Butt nodded and hurried through the Cognitive Realm to Sel.

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

Unaware that he had gone in the wrong direction and had actually ended up on the world of Buy instead of Sel.

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

And then the small dogs came to save him because they spent the last three pages finding honor spren and then becoming an army of small dog windrunners.

[whattheHoid she/her]

They promptly were escorted to Sell, where they met up with Galladon.

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

The small dogs helped Butt and Galladon start a fundraiser to help support the surviving breadmunks.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Which are Dakhor monks but instead of warped bones they have... bread.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Galladon found out what Breadmunks really were and promptly dropped out of the fundraiser. 

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Because Galladon faintly remembered a traumatic experience early in his life that involved bread.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Bread was involved with Galladon's painful Shaod. He hasn't eaten bread since.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Raoden had laughed when Galladon had shared the news. So that was why Galladon felt self-conscious about the entire thing.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Butt laughed at Galladon when he heard and now Galladon was doubly self-conscious.

[+Ark1002]

Galladon went insane, attacking the Breadmunks.

[Kidpen he/him]

But then he remembered that he was scared of the Breadmunks and ran away.

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

And the Breadmunks were defeated by the Porpoise of Life.

Edited September 14, 2018 by Firerusteze
Frickin forgot to bold it again

[whattheHoid she/her]

Then he remembered he was hungry, so he broke his cardinal rule and ate the nearest Breadmunk.

Not bolded, not cannon.

Edited September 14, 2018 by whattheHoid

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

And because he broke his one rule, the Joker had won.

[Ink he/him]

But since Batman was there, his plans were foiled.

[BitBitio he/him]

And then a thermonuke hit him.

[whattheHoid she/her]

And again the fourth wall broke. Times was tough.

[Silva]

Times had lots of muscles.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Times also had lots of perctorals, a freakish amount.

Edited September 14, 2018 by whattheHoid

[Kidpen he/him]

Times wanted to get into the Salty Spitoon. 

[Silva]

But he wasn’t salty enough.

[whattheHoid she/her]

First, he had to take a dip in a salt lick.

[BitBitio he/him]

Then, he had to come to Utah and bathe in the Great Salt Lake.