The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[whattheHoid she/her]

They all started their mourning morning on Monday with proper bleary eyed morning mourning faces. Some even shed some mourning morning mourning tears. Butt started to say the eulogy, but his morning mourning in the morning was too much to bear this morning.

[+Doomstick he/him]

 But Monday didn’t exist 

[Gancho Libre he/him]

And suddenly, all was right with the universe. The ghanderflaffle even came back to life to celebrate in the universe-wide party.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Everyone ceased their mourning in the morning to give way to jubilant celebration! Even Hoid and Kelsier were getting along and having a friendly drinking contest.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

But soon one troublemaker set up a game called 'Pin the tentacle on the ghanderflaffle', a game which the ghanderflaffl;e deemed as 'not nice'.

[whattheHoid she/her]

The ghanderflaffle ate the person who made up this infernal gamr.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

This caused General Chaos... to appear.

[Kidpen he/him]

However, General Chaos wanted to be a specific type of chaos rather then just Chaos in general. 

[whattheHoid she/her]

So he decided on being General Turbulent Chaos; the Lord of all things Turbulent in nature with a chaotic flair.

[Ink he/him]

He had many underlings, including...

[whattheHoid she/her]

Lieuntenant Hobknob and Captain Entropic Oakbottom. They were the least disastrous of General T. Chaos's army.

[GeneralHZRD he/him]

As well as Sir Iwishi Wasacow the 4th, General T. Chao's head chef. 

[whattheHoid she/her]

Sir Wasacow was the best of the worst lot of cooks. His food was midly edible at best. This made for a very grouchy General Chaos.

[GeneralHZRD he/him]

And a grouchy General Chaos is a bad thing. Luckily, General Chaos's second in command Mild Panic, is currently looking for a replacement. It's a good thing Sir Wasacow's food was never served to General Chaos's leader, Mass Hysteria. Because that would cause mass hysteria.

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

Fortunately, Mass Hysteria was kept in check by his master, Borio Singaldi.

[GeneralHZRD he/him]

Who, luckily, could not act without the direct approval of his commander, Overwhelming Pandemonium.

[whattheHoid she/her]

And Overwhelming Pandemonium couldn't give her direct approval with out hearing from her Supreme Commander, Outskirts Oblivion.

[Ink he/him]

Who had to listen to the all poweful N. Tropy.

[+Doomstick he/him]

 Who listened  to the powerful Einstein 

[whattheHoid she/her]

Who listened to the awesome Tesla.

[GeneralHZRD he/him]

Who, of course, listened to Leonardo DiCaprio.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Who, coincidentally, listened to Cartman.

[Silva]

Who in turn followed anything an evil spiked tyrannical hypocritical suffragette banana said.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Who listened to the listeners who said, “we only listen to the rhythms so stop!”

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Edited September 13, 2018 by I am a STICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[whattheHoid she/her]

Butt said to Mraize..."√~•`√€÷€¶~÷•π~×|π•×`×~π•¶`∆"

Mraize then said..."<£¥`π|×¥×=`ו¶√{•÷~÷|×√÷`¶•∆"

Don't worry guys, I typed all this to the Rhythm of Certainty and Derision.