The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Silva]

They just weren’t sweet enough or juicy enough.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Taking pity on this poor pathetic creature, Butt threw Gollum a Shardblade. Unfortunately, Butt is not smart and the Blade cut into Gollum.

[Ashspren]

Gollum died.

[Snipexe he/him]

The Grandmaster came and pardoned Butt.

[Silva]

The Grandmaster then was hit in the head with a banana.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Startled the Grandmaster forgot about Butt and pardoned the banana and consequently ate it.

[+Doomstick he/him]

But the banana was the grandmaster 

Edited September 1, 2018 by I am a STICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Gancho Libre he/him]

And thus, explosion.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Actually, the banana wasn't the grandmaster as it wasn't bolded, therefore no cannon. But there was an explosion, as the banana was hiding  as an explosive. Butt giggled.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Ahem, edits

[BitBitio he/him]

And so the RandomFandom (Name for the narrators of this story) declared war on the Cosmere.

[whattheHoid she/her]

The Cosmere laughed at the Random Fandom. "We've got Shards, what do you have?" Thought the Cosmere. The Random Fandom just threw a bunch of explosive bananas into the air.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

and the Random Fandom blew up because they didn't throw the banana's very far away.

[whattheHoid she/her]

The Cosmere engulfed the Random Fandom and became one with the Cosmere.

[Rebecca she/her]

Being one with the Cosmere meant they were more powerful than ever before! So Narrator Rebecca declared that she was now a Windrunner.

[Ashspren]

Ash became a steel compounder. 

[Ink he/him]

Ink became an Aluminum compounder. (Yay...)

[Ashspren]

Ink promptly wiped his Identity.

[whattheHoid she/her]

whattheHoid now became Radiant, specifically an Edgedancer, the perfect complement to her husbands who were both a Windrunners (Kaladin) and Truthwatcher (Renarin). Yummy! 

[+Doomstick he/him]

Iaas!(me) was already an aluminum compounder,so I became a fullborn

[Gancho Libre he/him]

there was much dancing.

[Silva]

And celebration.

[Rebecca she/her]

And cake.

[whattheHoid she/her]

And lots of chocolate!!

[Silva]

Then the Cosmere remembered they were at war and threw them out.