The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Silva]

Kelsier was mad and hit her head with a random frying pan.

[BitBitio he/him]

She threw him off a cliff.

[whattheHoid she/her]

So, Kelsier climbed back up the cliff and kissed Shalash on the lips. He incorrectly thought that Shalash was 'hitting' on him; she was just not in the way Kelsier was thinking. Now Shalash was really storming mad.

Edited August 30, 2018 by whattheHoid

[Silva]

She had a friend named Storm who would burp when mad.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

And since this friend Storm was storming insane, the friend was constantly burping.

[whattheHoid she/her]

She tried talking to Kelsier, explain the error of his ways, but Storm just let out a stream of belches and burps.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Which everyone thought was storming awesome.

[whattheHoid she/her]

They thought it was so awesome that everyone started to burp. It was a sublime cacophony of belches and burps. Kelsier stared at Storm with admiration in his eyes.

[BitBitio he/him]

Storm stared back and burped.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Kelsier burped to Storm, "I love you." Storm burped right back at Kelsier.

[Kidpen he/him]

Kelsier took offence at this.

[Glaedr Firnen he/him]

Kelsier, becoming angry, whacked Storm with the same pan he had previously used to whack Shalash.

Edited August 31, 2018 by Glaedr Firnen

[Silva]

The pan disintegrated before the previous non-canon post happened.

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

Narrator Firerust interjected and somewhat calmly/furiously/politely/rudely demanded that the previous previous post be bolded in order to become canon and right the wrongs of the timeline.

Edit: And was pleased by the change.

Edited August 31, 2018 by Firerust

[Ashspren]

Storm became even angrier, and let out a mighty burp. 

THE Burp. 

[whattheHoid she/her]

Storm had grabbed the Burp Shard, unknowingly to our protagonists. Luckily, Butt knew that to repel the Burp; he had to let out the Fart. He was scared though because he accidentally killed his Fartomancy Master way back when with his blasts of powerful Fartomancy. However, Butt had no choice. Once again, somebody had to clear up Kelsier's mess.

[Silva]

Except he couldn’t manage to create the Fart. So he ate some beans.

[Kidpen he/him]

His heart became very healthy. There was however, no Fart.

[whattheHoid she/her]

So, Butt ate even more beans, till he was full to bursting. He aimed his derriere at Storm and let loose.

Edited August 31, 2018 by whattheHoid

[Ashspren]

It indeed countered The Burp.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Storm flew backwards and everyone stopped burping as they were too busy holding their noses.

[BitBitio he/him]

AND SO THE BURP-FART WARS BEGUN

[Ashspren]

DUNH DUNH DUNH. 

[whattheHoid she/her]

Game of Thrones-eqsue type music plays..... Da Duh, Da-Da, Da Duh, Da-Da, Da-Duh!

[Sherlock Holmes he/him]

Narrator Axel returned from a long session of reading everything that had been posted since page 87. He sighed at Hoid's last joke. The outcome could've been seen from a mile off. He ascended (AGAIN) and became the Shard of...