The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[BitBitio he/him]

The long words were promptly removed from the thread forever.

*Wonders what would happen if the admins put a filter on the word "stick" and it would instantly be replaced with "imbecile" or "atrocious"

[+Sorana she/her]

Far away Kelsier suddenly was able to talk without using any strange, long words again. He fell onto his knees and thanked himself for that.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Every character breathed a huge sigh of relief and went back to doing things that were 4 syllables or less long.

[Wondercat]

While Kelsier was thanking himself, a Thank You card fell from the sky. Apparently, it had been sent from the God of Words.

Edited August 30, 2018 by Wondercat

[+Doomstick he/him]

But it was the god of words.

[Kidpen he/him]

11 minutes ago, Wondercat said:

While Kelsier was thanking himself, a Thank You card fell from the sky. Apparently, it had been sent from the God of Words.

Why do you always do this at ten pm? 

Capitalization is important. 

[whattheHoid she/her]

Kelsier and everyone agrees that capitalization is super important. He didn't know that Thank You cards had an Intent. The God of Words forgot that she created cards with Intent. The card was rejected by Kelsier.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Then Kelsier was rejected by the card.

[Kidpen he/him]

The Card did not dump Kelsier. It was a mutual rejection!

[Wondercat]

Kelsier cried, upset that someone finally rejected him. 

12 hours ago, Kidpen said:

Why do you always do this at ten pm? 

Capitalization is important. 

I post at 10 cause I can. Wait, that rhymed...

[Kidpen he/him]

Kelsier was very upset at Wondercat's implication that it was the Card's choice alone. They agreed to reject each other.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Kelsier thought it was the third worst mistake of his life.

[BitBitio he/him]

After founding Survivorism and listening to Gemmel.

[+Sorana she/her]

He sat down, stared at the ground and thought about a possible solution to the Survivorism problem. There was still a chance to tell these freaks to stop praying.

[Wondercat]

He realized that there was only one way to defeat this problem. 

[+Sorana she/her]

He needed to talk to every single one of them, tell them he was dead. He then got up and started walking, until he realized the flaw in his idea. He sat down again.

[whattheHoid she/her]

This time he decided to hire a bunch of Shades and tell these pesky Suriviorists, "Don't survive!" The Suriviorists just played the song, "I will Survive!" in retaliation.

[+Sorana she/her]

So he decided to destroy all statues of himself. A few hours later he stood there, admiring the way the mistcloak looked falling around the majestic shoulders of the statue.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Kelsier just couldn't do it, so he hired Shalash and her crew instead.

[Kidpen he/him]

They got a little urchin who didn't know she was a Herald to join their crew.

[+Sorana she/her]

Before they stared their gruesome work to destroy the statues, they decided to eat breakfast first. So they went to an inn and orderd something to eat.

[Kidpen he/him]

It wasn't very good.

[+Sorana she/her]

Then they got their sledgehammers and walked to the statue.

[Kidpen he/him]

But Kelsier changed his mind.

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

Shalash didn't like the sudden plan change. So instead of busting up the statue of Kelsier, she busted up Kelsier himself.