The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Kidpen he/him]

Although the Ultimate League of Dictionary People is currently debating that subject.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Butt is even more confused and flustered. Uncle Brandy pats Butt on the head condesendingly and says, "We love you Butt, but we have accepted most of this always goes over your head." 

Edited August 14, 2018 by whattheHoid

[BitBitio he/him]

Of course, this went over Butt's head as well.

Edited August 14, 2018 by BitBitio

[Rebecca she/her]

Literally. So Butt snatched it out of the air before it got too far, and held it in his hand, examining it closely, hoping to understand it.

[+ElephantEarwax he/him]

He didn't.

[whattheHoid she/her]

He gathers the best minds he can to help him understand. Unfortunately all he has is Arnold, Uncle Brandy, the ghanderflaffle, and Hagrid. True they were smarter than Butt, but only by a negligible amount.

[Kidpen he/him]

Exactly 0.04 of a brinth smarter to be exact.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Hoid stops by to judge the prospective intelligence. Although his judgement is a bit skewed as his head has been flipped upside down. This was a curse from Cultivation. She has been irritated with Hoid's attempts of flirtation.

[BitBitio he/him]

Bit kills himself with the pure insanity that occurs in this thread.

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Don't worry I'm not suicidal.

 

[Gancho Libre he/him]

A gigantic waffle rolled by, smiling all the while.

Edited August 14, 2018 by Gancho Libre

[BitBitio he/him]

That would be canon if it was bolded

[Stormblessed Dolphin he/him]

It rained Tacos

[whattheHoid she/her]

And avacados fall from the sky. Butt and the gang gets their helmets and ponchos. It gets very messy.

[+Sorana she/her]

So they sat in a boat and sailed through the streets.

[Kidpen he/him]

Then became Blue from Blue's Clues.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Steve followed, as he is the one and only best companion to Blue. They all started looking for clues amid the taco/avacado rain.

[Rebecca she/her]

They found some sour cream.

[Devout Pathian]

So they wrote about it in their handy dandy notebook.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Such notebooks can only be made from hands.

[whattheHoid she/her]

It is mail time now. Someone has mailed the gang some pico de gallo with a bottle of tequila and limes.

[BitBitio he/him]

Suddenly, the man is not normal-length but rather An Awakened Rope.

[whattheHoid she/her]

And all the taco/avacado rain turns into random awakened objects. Out in the distance appears a black sword with smoke curling from it. It introduced itself as Nightblood.

[+Sorana she/her]

*runs away screaming NIGHTBLOOD*

Blue stared at the sword in disbelieve. He wasn't sure if he counted as evil, or not...

[whattheHoid she/her]

Turns out Blue was infact evil. All those "clues" were in fact souls of the damned. Poor Steve was Blue's unwitting accomplise. Blue tried to run. Nightblood is as everyone knows awesomely fast and amazing. Butt and the gang stared in astonishment.

[Stormblessed Dolphin he/him]

A leftover Doom-Squirrel peeked out from behind a building