The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[whattheHoid she/her]

Butt stared at this man. He looked familiar. If only he could put his finger on it.

[BitBitio he/him]

So he licked his finger and THEN touched the man with it. There. He could put his finger on it.

The man was Hagrid.

[Kidpen he/him]

"You're a Radiant Butt."

[whattheHoid she/her]

"Oh no!" thought Butt in horror. "All small ways back, yet so long ago, Hagrid and I were conjoined! Please don't let this happen again! I dunno if I can stand Hagrid and his strange obsession with haggis!" 

[Kidpen he/him]

Arnold has no memory of this.

[BitBitio he/him]

So Butt did the one logical thing: he clicked the "nuke from orbit" button.

[AonEne he/him]

Narrator Ene did the one illogical thing. She called in the corrupted ducks.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Some narrators, i.e. me, were stunned and amazed by the sight of these corrupted ducks. They were ringed in red. Anyone who bonds with a corrupted duck was granted the ability to see the future and the surge of limitations. This surge grants the ability to show the limitations of people within a  25' radius to the surgebinder. One of these ducks waddled over to Arnold in fascination.

[Rebecca she/her]

Arnold gazed curiously at the corrupted duck.

[BitBitio he/him]

Arnold quickly bonded with the duck and became a Surgebinding Piglet. 

 

 

IN FULL COLOR!! Except really, he was in black and white.

[Stormblessed Dolphin he/him]

Narrator SD (who always referred to himself in this way and in third person) had been biding his time, preparing, and now he summoned a huge army of doom-squirrels

[Apollyon he/him]

Even though the army was huge, the squirrels were tiny. You couldn't see them without an electron microscope.

[Stormblessed Dolphin he/him]

Narrator SD was angry at Apollyon for god-modding his army of doom squirrels to tiny size. In retribution, he turned a whole city into cheese, and sent Doom-rats to eat it. The cheese was magic, and it made the Doom-Rats grow to be 10 feet tall.

[Apollyon he/him]

But they were still as skinny as they were before, resulting in strange squirrels that resembled tall, subatomic toothpicks.

[Stormblessed Dolphin he/him]

Narrator SD killed Narrator Apollyon with a shard-pencil

[Apollyon he/him]

But he didn’t. Bit took the blow for him. That is, only if @BitBitio decided to.

Edited August 11, 2018 by Apollyon

[whattheHoid she/her]

Arnold used his surge of limitations on these toothpick squirrels and rats and saw their weakness, water. He flung water everywhere, some of it landed on the narrator, SD. He dropped his Shardpencil and glared.

[BitBitio he/him]

Bit took the blow for @Apollyon. But he didn't die, because....

 

 

 

 

Spoiler

THE SHARDPENCIL RAN OUT. OF. LEAD!

AHHHHHHHHH

 

[Apollyon he/him]

So Narrator SD decided to sharpen it before trying again.

[whattheHoid she/her]

This didn't work because...

 

Spoiler

The sharpener broke!!

 

[Devout Pathian]

So Narrator SD cursed in all the Sanderson ways, “Storms, Rust and Ruin, Lord Ruler, Colors, Ash’s Eyes, Harmony, etc.”

[Kidpen he/him]

Then tried to buy a new sharpener.

[whattheHoid she/her]

The sharpeners guild knew of SD's Intent and refused to sell SD one. Looks like SD should've gotten a ShardSharpener.

 

Whomp, whomp, whomp...

Edited August 11, 2018 by whattheHoid

[BitBitio he/him]

SD bought an SD Card.

[Kidpen he/him]

To store her digital sharpener on.