AonEne Posted August 6, 2018 Report Share Posted August 6, 2018 What was help? Narrator Ene didn't know. More evil laughing occurred. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebecca Posted August 6, 2018 Report Share Posted August 6, 2018 “I shall save you Butt!” Narrator Rebecca cried. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen Posted August 6, 2018 Report Share Posted August 6, 2018 And provided Butt with dynamite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebecca Posted August 6, 2018 Report Share Posted August 6, 2018 “You may now go blow up all those who do not appreciate you, Butt,” she said. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BitBitio Posted August 6, 2018 Report Share Posted August 6, 2018 Butt blew himself up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebecca Posted August 6, 2018 Report Share Posted August 6, 2018 She wept. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen Posted August 6, 2018 Report Share Posted August 6, 2018 Exactly 16 tears. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gancho Libre Posted August 6, 2018 Report Share Posted August 6, 2018 Each one turned into a different style of hat. Not hats themselves, but they became the manifestations of different styles. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whattheHoid Posted August 6, 2018 Report Share Posted August 6, 2018 The narrators quickly scrambled to grab that hat. By accident, I grabbed the Hat of Irrelevancy. So now, everything I do or say is now by default irrelevant. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BitBitio Posted August 6, 2018 Report Share Posted August 6, 2018 But Narrator Bit still had Narrator's Wrath, and his favorite color was blue. Almighty help us all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebecca Posted August 6, 2018 Report Share Posted August 6, 2018 Narrator Rebecca took the Hat of Irrelevancy from whattheHoid and placed it upon Bit’s head, as irrelevance was one of the things required to cure Narrator’s Wrath. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BitBitio Posted August 6, 2018 Report Share Posted August 6, 2018 The hat slowed the disease, but Bit began to fade into the Beyond, and he became extremely contagious and infected all of the other narrators with Terminal Narrator's Wrath. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whattheHoid Posted August 6, 2018 Report Share Posted August 6, 2018 (edited) Luckily, a perfect large cut gemstone was found and the narrators banded together to trap Narrator's Wrath into that gem. Then the Hat of Irrelevancy was stapled onto Bit's head in an effort to keep him cured. Edited August 6, 2018 by whattheHoid 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BitBitio Posted August 6, 2018 Report Share Posted August 6, 2018 Bit removed the hat because he was cured. But that was all.... You know what? I'm sure you know what the last word in that sentence is. It is.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebecca Posted August 6, 2018 Report Share Posted August 6, 2018 IRRELEVANT! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devout Pathian Posted August 6, 2018 Report Share Posted August 6, 2018 UNRELEVANT! Since IRRELEVANT! wasn’t bolded. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BitBitio Posted August 6, 2018 Report Share Posted August 6, 2018 UNFORTUNATELY. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ark1002 Posted August 6, 2018 Report Share Posted August 6, 2018 (edited) Narrator Ark promptly ate a screw, as he had just reread Mistborn: Secret History. Edited August 6, 2018 by Ark1002 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gancho Libre Posted August 6, 2018 Report Share Posted August 6, 2018 Then he choked. As it turns out, Kelsier ate a bolt, not a screw, and thus was unable to swallow it successfully. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormblessed Dolphin Posted August 6, 2018 Report Share Posted August 6, 2018 I am a Narrator. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BitBitio Posted August 7, 2018 Report Share Posted August 7, 2018 I am a N-- Just kid(pen)ing you! I am a Mudkip. I liek Mudkipz. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whattheHoid Posted August 7, 2018 Report Share Posted August 7, 2018 The weight of Irrelevancy crushed Mudkip while Kelsier laughed maniacally. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devout Pathian Posted August 7, 2018 Report Share Posted August 7, 2018 (edited) Narrator Aurora the Rioter just sat there confused as to what all was happening, but determined to make this thread longer. Edited August 7, 2018 by Aurora the Rioter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whattheHoid Posted August 7, 2018 Report Share Posted August 7, 2018 Aurora wasn't the only one who was confused. Aurora was not alone in his/her determination to make this the longest thread. Aurora was tossed the Hat of Persistence in an attempt to keep this story going. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen Posted August 7, 2018 Report Share Posted August 7, 2018 Causing her to be pinged. @Aurora the Rioter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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