The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[AonEne he/him]

What was help? Narrator Ene didn't know. More evil laughing occurred.

[Rebecca she/her]

“I shall save you Butt!” Narrator Rebecca cried.

[Kidpen he/him]

And provided Butt with dynamite.

[Rebecca she/her]

“You may now go blow up all those who do not appreciate you, Butt,” she said.

[BitBitio he/him]

Butt blew himself up.

[Rebecca she/her]

She wept.

[Kidpen he/him]

Exactly 16 tears.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Each one turned into a different style of hat. Not hats themselves, but they became the manifestations of different styles.

[whattheHoid she/her]

The narrators quickly scrambled to grab that hat. By accident, I grabbed the Hat of Irrelevancy. So now, everything I do or say is now by default irrelevant.

[BitBitio he/him]

But Narrator Bit still had Narrator's Wrath, and his favorite color was blue.

 

 

 

Almighty help us all. 

[Rebecca she/her]

Narrator Rebecca took the Hat of Irrelevancy from whattheHoid and placed it upon Bit’s head, as irrelevance was one of the things required to cure Narrator’s Wrath.

[BitBitio he/him]

The hat slowed the disease, but Bit began to fade into the Beyond, and he became extremely contagious and infected all of the other narrators with Terminal Narrator's Wrath.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Luckily, a perfect large cut gemstone was found and the narrators banded together to trap Narrator's Wrath into that gem. Then the Hat of Irrelevancy was stapled onto Bit's head in an effort to keep him cured.

Edited August 6, 2018 by whattheHoid

[BitBitio he/him]

Bit removed the hat because he was cured.

 

But that was all....

You know what?

I'm sure you know what the last word in that sentence is. 

It is....

[Rebecca she/her]

IRRELEVANT!

[Devout Pathian]

UNRELEVANT!  Since IRRELEVANT! wasn’t bolded.

[BitBitio he/him]

UNFORTUNATELY.

[+Ark1002]

Narrator Ark promptly ate a screw, as he had just reread Mistborn: Secret History.

Edited August 6, 2018 by Ark1002

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Then he choked. As it turns out, Kelsier ate a bolt, not a screw, and thus was unable to swallow it successfully.

[Stormblessed Dolphin he/him]

I am a Narrator.

[BitBitio he/him]

I am a N--

Just kid(pen)ing you!

I am a Mudkip. 

I liek Mudkipz.

[whattheHoid she/her]

The weight of Irrelevancy crushed Mudkip while Kelsier laughed maniacally.

[Devout Pathian]

Narrator Aurora the Rioter just sat there confused as to what all was happening, but determined to make this thread longer.

Edited August 7, 2018 by Aurora the Rioter

[whattheHoid she/her]

Aurora wasn't the only one who was confused. Aurora was not alone in his/her determination to make this the longest thread. Aurora was tossed the Hat of Persistence in an attempt to keep this story going.

[Kidpen he/him]

Causing her to be pinged.

@Aurora the Rioter