The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Stormblessed Dolphin he/him]

In the background, an unmade narrator from Georgiabama summoned a Squirrel of Raging Doom from the pit of The Ring of Destruction 

(don't question it.)

[AonEne he/him]

All I know is that I had it when I was freaking out about parfaits. And writing in all caps. So maybe you always have to write in caps while you have it? I dunno. Ap came up with it.

[Rebecca she/her]

2 minutes ago, AonEne said:

And writing in all caps. 

Yeah, I thought it might have something to do with this.

[AonEne he/him]

Since The Best Team had clearly won, they vaguely hoped that the hotness of the topic, the fixing of a wall, and and irrelevance of life would heal Rebecca and went off to deal with the Squirrel of Raging Doom. Because that sounded bad.

[Rebecca she/her]

And indeed it was. In fact, it was horrible!

[whattheHoid she/her]

@Stormblessed Dolphin, lol. He's never gonna get it right.

It was so horrible in fact that a horde of puppies came in to deflect the Squirrel of Raging Doom closely followed by Butt Venture and a big ball of Confusionspren

Edited August 4, 2018 by whattheHoid

[AonEne he/him]

He performed it on the Squirrel. Edit: They fought the Squirrel.

Edited August 5, 2018 by AonEne

[+ElephantEarwax he/him]

Then Brandy appeared using his artificial liver to do something relevant...

that was supposed to go somewhere, and i lost it halfway through... have fun

[whattheHoid she/her]

Arnold also had an artificial liver and decided to combine his with Brandy's to do the most relevant thing he could think of...

[+ElephantEarwax he/him]

Make a weird Siamese twins thing with two livers, but Brandy did not like that idea.

[BitBitio he/him]

B U T  T H E N  I   D E L E T E D  T H E  M c h u l l I V E  

[AonEne he/him]

The Squirrel was rampaging.

[Kidpen he/him]

It destroyed a napkin. 

[BitBitio he/him]

THE WAR HAD BEGUN

[Kidpen he/him]

Narrator BitBitio seems to have been infected with Narrator's Wrath. The first casualty of this horrible war. Other than the napkin.

[whattheHoid she/her]

The other narrators threw as much Investiture as they could at BitBitio. It didn't work, the infection started to spread. The squirrels giggled with glee.

[Rebecca she/her]

To cure Bit, they would need this topic to be hot, the repairing of a wall, and irrelevance. But the squirrels didn’t want Bit to be cured.

[Kidpen he/him]

So they didn't post for five hours.

[Snipexe he/him]

But don’t worry, at least one narrarator was on to combat the squirels.

[Weedolfin she/her]

Spoiler

 

I haven't been on here in like a month, and I'm so confused right now... How'd we get to stormlight characters? And is Butt still alive? Ghanderfaffle?

[AonEne he/him]

I think Butt's still alive. Just as a general rule, this thread is utterly random. I can't remember when SA came in, and what's going on there. Right now, BitBitio has Narrator's Wrath and there are evil squirrels. I'm not sure why there are multiple, when before there was just one. But that's what's going on. I think.

Narrator Ene killed a squirrel and shouted with joy. For no reason, the Thrill had shown up. It was secretly Narrator's Wrath as well. That meant that the narrators knew how to defeat it.

[Rebecca she/her]

21 minutes ago, Weedolfin said:

Ghanderfaffle?

Yeah, we bring up ghanderfaffles every once in awhile. They’re still around.

It also meant that Narrator Ene has Narrator’s Wrath (because she has the Thrill). Again!

[Stormblessed Dolphin he/him]

19 minutes ago, AonEne said:

 Just as a general rule, this thread is utterly random.

yeah, but we have just enough of a storyline/purpose that the Mods don't lock the thread

[AonEne he/him]

3 minutes ago, Stormblessed Dolphin said:

just enough

Key words, those.

This was really infuriating to Narrator Ene. The Thrill/Wrath rose within her.

[BitBitio he/him]

And then it stopped and returned to normal levels, because this thread is rated PG.

"Does it have to be?" Butt asked.

Yes.

"Can it... not?"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

"Um... hello?"

Narrator's Wrath makes me giggle HAHAHA HAHAHA

"Yes, but can we change the rating."

*Serious face* Shut up, Butt.

"But--"

No buts! Or butts! 

"So... no me?"

Essentially.

"Help?" He asked hopefully, looking at the other narrators.

Everyone: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA