whattheHoid Posted July 30, 2018 Report Share Posted July 30, 2018 So many puppies were everywhere, they started to overpopulate the planet. A large group collectively went to Shadesmar to a perpendicularity to go to another planet. Soon all puppies would rule the cosmere. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacThorstenson Posted July 31, 2018 Report Share Posted July 31, 2018 (edited) If not for good old Uncle Brandy, and his cousin Uncle Andy. Together they formed a dynamic, puppy fighting duo. Unfortunately Uncle Andy was caught up because some fella named Rayse and his 15 buddies wanted to have a chat with him. So this left Uncle Brandy to fight the war by himself. Brandy will never die. Maybe I will start a guild to keep him alive. He was on page two, and he will make it to the end. Edited July 31, 2018 by MacThorstenson 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whattheHoid Posted July 31, 2018 Report Share Posted July 31, 2018 Uncle Brandy decided to make his one man team into 2 with the help of Butt. With Butt's Fartomancy skills and Brandy's MacGyvering they came up with a plan. It involved... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted July 31, 2018 Report Share Posted July 31, 2018 Puppies. I couldn't resist...and I'm not sorry 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ElephantEarwax Posted July 31, 2018 Author Report Share Posted July 31, 2018 4 hours ago, MacThorstenson said: If not for good old Uncle Brandy, and his cousin Uncle Andy. Together they formed a dynamic, puppy fighting duo. Unfortunately Uncle Andy was caught up because some fella named Rayse and his 15 buddies wanted to have a chat with him. So this left Uncle Brandy to fight the war by himself. Brandy will never die. Maybe I will start a guild to keep him alive. He was on page two, and he will make it to the end. End. HAHAHA(fades away as I run out of breath)*cough cough hack wheeze* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yvainnie Posted July 31, 2018 Report Share Posted July 31, 2018 Butt appeared. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whattheHoid Posted July 31, 2018 Report Share Posted July 31, 2018 The ghanderflaffle came rushing from behind. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gancho Libre Posted July 31, 2018 Report Share Posted July 31, 2018 It squeaked as it stepped on something slimy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whattheHoid Posted July 31, 2018 Report Share Posted July 31, 2018 Which happened to be a very squished Arnold. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebecca Posted July 31, 2018 Report Share Posted July 31, 2018 Arnold gave the ghanderfaffle a death glare. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BitBitio Posted July 31, 2018 Report Share Posted July 31, 2018 The ghanderflaffle died. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whattheHoid Posted August 1, 2018 Report Share Posted August 1, 2018 Uncle Brandy decided to use Arnold to use that glare on the puppies. Arnold glared at the puppies; all hell broke loose. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebecca Posted August 1, 2018 Report Share Posted August 1, 2018 The poor puppies started to drop dead everywhere, and a random young child in the background started to sob. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whattheHoid Posted August 1, 2018 Report Share Posted August 1, 2018 "Why is this happening!?" wailed the child. The child tried to throw sunglasses at the puppies in an attempt to block Arnold's deadly glare. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gancho Libre Posted August 2, 2018 Report Share Posted August 2, 2018 And history repeated itself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zehr Posted August 2, 2018 Report Share Posted August 2, 2018 Maybe. However, the puppies had explored the vast reaches of space, and thus knew how to defeat Arnold, who was often known to attempt puppicide pathetically. They all returned his death glare, and he shriveled up into a neat pile of gray ashes. The puppies howled their sorrow at losing a pet to his own foolishness. The puppies had all watched Star Trek: TNG and took their strategies for mourning from the show. They all kept a clear head and found some aliens to mediate/argue with. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whattheHoid Posted August 2, 2018 Report Share Posted August 2, 2018 The aliens turned out to be DadShard, Dalinar and Sadeas. They had fancy costumes on for a fancy ball. They looked at the puppies quizzically. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
recneps Posted August 2, 2018 Report Share Posted August 2, 2018 Sadeas attempted to stop Dalinar from eating the puppies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archer Posted August 2, 2018 Report Share Posted August 2, 2018 The puppies, luckily, helped his effort. Dalinar tried to grab at the dogs as each pranced and ran in circles gracefully. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whattheHoid Posted August 2, 2018 Report Share Posted August 2, 2018 Dalinar was so impressed with the grace of the dogs that he decided to move them to a planet all to their own. A planet that was filled with graceful, intelligent dogs and lots of bones, peanut butter, and bacon. He called it Dogsmar. The puppies were happy with this as was Sadeas, a huge puppy fan. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
recneps Posted August 2, 2018 Report Share Posted August 2, 2018 Adolin, upon a visit to Dogsmar, contracted a minor sickness from energetic puppy licking. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen Posted August 2, 2018 Report Share Posted August 2, 2018 It was rabies. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
recneps Posted August 2, 2018 Report Share Posted August 2, 2018 Shortly after, Bob the Tailor's doors are bust down. Rabid Adolin's silhouette is framed by the conveniently empty doorframe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Woodrack Posted August 3, 2018 Report Share Posted August 3, 2018 Then a squirrel exploded. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snipexe Posted August 3, 2018 Report Share Posted August 3, 2018 Adolph looked Bob in the eyes. With a voice like the grave itself, he said, “I have come, for a new suit.” Just then thunder crashed, and rain poured down from the cold dark sky. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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