The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[whattheHoid she/her]

So many puppies were everywhere, they started to overpopulate the planet. A large group collectively went to Shadesmar to a perpendicularity to go to another planet. Soon all puppies would rule the cosmere.

[MacThorstenson he/him]

If not for good old Uncle Brandy, and his cousin Uncle Andy. Together they formed a dynamic, puppy fighting duo. Unfortunately Uncle Andy was caught up because some fella named Rayse and his 15 buddies wanted to have a chat with him. So this left Uncle Brandy to fight the war by himself.

Brandy will never die. Maybe I will start a guild to keep him alive. He was on page two, and he will make it to the end.

Edited July 31, 2018 by MacThorstenson

[whattheHoid she/her]

Uncle Brandy decided to make his one man team into 2 with the help of Butt. With Butt's Fartomancy skills and Brandy's MacGyvering they came up with a plan. It involved...

 

[AonEne he/him]

Puppies.

I couldn't resist...and I'm not sorry

[+ElephantEarwax he/him]

4 hours ago, MacThorstenson said:

If not for good old Uncle Brandy, and his cousin Uncle Andy. Together they formed a dynamic, puppy fighting duo. Unfortunately Uncle Andy was caught up because some fella named Rayse and his 15 buddies wanted to have a chat with him. So this left Uncle Brandy to fight the war by himself.

Brandy will never die. Maybe I will start a guild to keep him alive. He was on page two, and he will make it to the end.

End. HAHAHA(fades away as I run out of breath)*cough cough hack wheeze*

[Yvainnie she/her]

Butt appeared.

[whattheHoid she/her]

The ghanderflaffle came rushing from behind.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

It squeaked as it stepped on something slimy.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Which happened to be a very squished Arnold.

[Rebecca she/her]

Arnold gave the ghanderfaffle a death glare.

[BitBitio he/him]

The ghanderflaffle died.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Uncle Brandy decided to use Arnold to use that glare on the puppies. Arnold glared at the puppies; all hell broke loose.

[Rebecca she/her]

The poor puppies started to drop dead everywhere, and a random young child in the background started to sob.

[whattheHoid she/her]

"Why is this happening!?" wailed the child. The child tried to throw sunglasses at the puppies in an attempt to block Arnold's deadly glare.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

And history repeated itself.

[Zehr she/her]

Maybe. However, the puppies had explored the vast reaches of space, and thus knew how to defeat Arnold, who was often known to attempt puppicide pathetically. They all returned his death glare, and he shriveled up into a neat pile of gray ashes. The puppies howled their sorrow at losing a pet to his own foolishness. The puppies had all watched Star Trek: TNG and took their strategies for mourning from the show. They all kept a clear head and found some aliens to mediate/argue with. 

[whattheHoid she/her]

The aliens turned out to be DadShard, Dalinar and Sadeas. They had fancy costumes on for a fancy ball. They looked at the puppies quizzically.

[recneps he/him]

Sadeas attempted to stop Dalinar from eating the puppies.

[Archer he/him]

The puppies, luckily, helped his effort. Dalinar tried to grab at the dogs as each pranced and ran in circles gracefully. 

[whattheHoid she/her]

Dalinar was so impressed with the grace of the dogs that he decided to move them to a planet all to their own. A planet that was filled with graceful, intelligent dogs and lots of bones, peanut butter, and bacon. He called it Dogsmar. The puppies were happy with this as was Sadeas, a huge puppy fan.

[recneps he/him]

Adolin, upon a visit to Dogsmar, contracted a minor sickness from energetic puppy licking.

[Kidpen he/him]

It was rabies.

[recneps he/him]

Shortly after, Bob the Tailor's doors are bust down. Rabid Adolin's silhouette is framed by the conveniently empty doorframe.

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

Then a squirrel exploded.

[Snipexe he/him]

Adolph looked Bob in the eyes. With a voice like the grave itself, he said, “I have come, for a new suit.” Just then thunder crashed, and rain poured down from the cold dark sky.