The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Silva]

A disk balanced on top.

[+Ark1002]

This irrelevantly led to a squirrel revolution against there chipmunk oppressors. This caused the chipmunk to turn to there old god, ogium. He have them a new form, a form of power. Sgormform. The worked togehtor and summoned a giant sgorm. The eversgorm washed over the chipmunks, but the cornfather sent a highcorn in retaliation. The chipmunk were battered as corn and sgorm collided. Luckily, one of them had a fartblade, and attacked the squirrels. The smell caused all the squirrels to have synchronized heart attacks, dying. He then used the blade to teleport them to the bottom turtle. Unfortunately, the other turtle accidentally squished them under its foot, meaning that all cute, furry rodents had been eliminated, as only two had species had survived the universe turning into a turtle, and those were both dead, NEVER TO RETURN!!!

[Silva]

Then the turtles vanished and everything ceased to exist. The world was overloaded by the length of the last post.

 I had never seen so many run-on sentences in one place.

[whattheHoid she/her]

The world reformed again, this time it was a smarter world without furry rodents. Our friends, Butt Venture and his assorted companions were starting to worry as it had been several times since the world had ended and reformed. They decided to form a coalition to research this.

Edited July 20, 2018 by whattheHoid

[Silva]

They discovered nothing.

Edited July 20, 2018 by Silva

[+Sorana she/her]

So they made themselves a cup of coffee and ate chocolate cake.

[Mestiv he/him]

10 hours ago, DarthWoodrack said:

Don't forget to upvote the last person who posted.

I don't like what I see here.

DO NOT TURN THIS THREAD INTO REP FARM!

There's nothing wrong in upvoting something you find funny or in general worth upvoting, but making it a rule is very much not OK!

[Silva]

Then decided to get back to work.

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

Then one narrator erased all permanent repercussions caused by the last comment done by a narrator who wrote way to much with a Inquistor profile picture and brought back all cute furry rodents including the several species of breadmunks.
Don't get rid of the squirrels and several species of Chipmunks.

[Kidpen he/him]

Then the people rose up against that one narrator because undoing somebodies permanent repercussions is rather rude.

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

Then the narrator that was risen up against reminded the last narrator that every permanent repercussion that he attempted wasn't undone, It was just ignored.

[Kidpen he/him]

Very few repercussions are actually permanent.

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

And the removal of small cute furry animals was not one of them.

[whattheHoid she/her]

One narrator was very confused. She consulted Butt and asked, "Is this story still about you and your adventures? Or these furry creatures? Can we just break through the fourth wall again? That solves everything, that and a well placed dip-thong."

[BitBitio he/him]

So the narrators from the early days (May) banished The Munks because they were annoying and served no purpose. Then The Munks permanently died, no backsies.

[whattheHoid she/her]

"Yay!" Said this narrator. Butt got up from the ground and dusted his pants off. He stared grimly out onto the horizon.

[Snipexe he/him]

The previously mentioned narrator with the inquisitor profile picture (though it’s not an inquisitor) stated that they could break the fourth wall for at least 100 posts. He then repaired the wall.

As Butt was staring out at the horizon, he was run over by a chull.

[whattheHoid she/her]

"Ow!" complained Butt. "Storming chulls!" He brushed himself off and walked on to what appeared to be a small town. It was entirely inhabited by koloss.

 

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

6 hours ago, Snipexe said:

(though it’s not an inquisitor)

I meant Ark 1002.

Also the removal of cute furry animals is just mean.

Edited July 21, 2018 by DarthWoodrack

[Snipexe he/him]

It is mean, but also quite annoying, as it often disrupts the already chaotic narrative.

The Koloss were completely isolated from the rest of Roshar. They were also the best Chull racers on the planet.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Butt stumbled upon the annual Rosharan chull races. There were many different beings, koloss, Listeners, humans, even some kandra.  Every one was hustling and bustling about. There was an air of excitement. Butt decided to get some food and a seat. On his way he stumbled onto...

[Kidpen he/him]

Uncle Brandy.

He will never die!

[Rebecca she/her]

Uncle Brandy and Butt had a nice little “how’s it going, haven’t seen you in awhile” chat.

[AonEne he/him]

They also tried to kill each other while having this chat. It made staying on topic interesting.

[whattheHoid she/her]

They decided to place bets at the betting rinks. They placed a bet on the chull rider, Kronk. Kronk was a newcomer chill racer, an underdog if you will. The odds were 20 to 1. They placed 10 broams a piece. Now to ensure that Kronk wins...