Apollyon Posted June 28, 2018 Report Share Posted June 28, 2018 These tears happened to be spren, because Cosmere. The two spren stuck their sprenny tongues out at Butt, for he would never love again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gancho Libre Posted June 28, 2018 Report Share Posted June 28, 2018 (edited) The stormfather sighed, because their marriage ruined the whole 'I will never love again' feeling. It quite ruined the moment. Edited June 29, 2018 by Gancho Libre 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollyon Posted June 29, 2018 Report Share Posted June 29, 2018 But they were his tears, and the Stormfather marries things... so... it just kinda happened. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snipexe Posted June 29, 2018 Report Share Posted June 29, 2018 After the 2 tears left on their honeymoon, to a tropical puddle, Butt went to find Lift. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devout Pathian Posted June 29, 2018 Report Share Posted June 29, 2018 Good thing he was way too old for Lift otherwise he might end up breaking his vow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollyon Posted June 29, 2018 Report Share Posted June 29, 2018 Lift was uncomfortable. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devout Pathian Posted June 29, 2018 Report Share Posted June 29, 2018 So she ate his lunch, which is what she always did when she didn't know what to do. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BitBitio Posted June 29, 2018 Report Share Posted June 29, 2018 And then the universe exploded, because Arnold was ticked off that everyone forgot him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whattheHoid Posted June 29, 2018 Report Share Posted June 29, 2018 (edited) This is beautiful guys. Butt exploded into tiny pieces and thought about his dear Pineapple. Then pieces of ghanderflaffle came soaring towards particles of Butt. Edited June 29, 2018 by whattheHoid 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted June 29, 2018 Report Share Posted June 29, 2018 They merged into an abomination... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BitBitio Posted June 29, 2018 Report Share Posted June 29, 2018 ....a distraction puppy named Kelsier. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted June 29, 2018 Report Share Posted June 29, 2018 What? No! He's not an abomination, he's adorable! I love him to death! He's TUBA's mascot! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollyon Posted June 29, 2018 Report Share Posted June 29, 2018 Wait, what? TUBA has a mascot now? I personally thought it was some anti-Hemallurgist playing a sousaphone... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devout Pathian Posted June 29, 2018 Report Share Posted June 29, 2018 We have a mascot? And I agree with @Apollyon I think the mascot needs something to do with a tuba. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whattheHoid Posted June 29, 2018 Report Share Posted June 29, 2018 Butt and ghanderflaffle became Buttflaffle. As they merged together they gained total understanding of each other. They gathered as many pieces of shards as they could and recreated the Fartsmere and it's peoples. It was beautiful and irrelevant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BitBitio Posted June 29, 2018 Report Share Posted June 29, 2018 Hmmmmm...... how do I stick Arnold in this? And then Arnold ate them, thus merging them into a single being. "If you ever kill me again," said Arnold, "you'll have to kill Butt and the Ghanderflaffe as well!" And then, Arnold farted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nerd3.14159265358979 Posted June 29, 2018 Report Share Posted June 29, 2018 But it was one of those annoying farts where it's not just a fart, and Butt and the ghanderflaffle came out, now separate. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BitBitio Posted June 29, 2018 Report Share Posted June 29, 2018 And then Lift ran away. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devout Pathian Posted June 30, 2018 Report Share Posted June 30, 2018 And then Arnold died, but only because Bit doesn't want him to. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollyon Posted June 30, 2018 Report Share Posted June 30, 2018 Butt then sought out a life of peace and solitude. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BitBitio Posted June 30, 2018 Report Share Posted June 30, 2018 I'm done with life. Spoiler .......juuuuuuuuust kidding! I'm not suicidal. Arnold became an irremovable pice of Butt's soul, forging tgem together eternally. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devout Pathian Posted June 30, 2018 Report Share Posted June 30, 2018 15 minutes ago, BitBitio the Mudkip said: Arnold became an irremovable pice of Butt's soul, forging tgem together eternally. And then But woundered what pice was and what forging tgem meant. It sure sounded ominous. Bitkip I get that those were just typos, so I’m not making fun of you, but I couldn’t resite the opportunity. I feel like the number one rule of this story is that is must be strange. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whattheHoid Posted June 30, 2018 Report Share Posted June 30, 2018 Butt didn't like this forging with Arnold business, until he realized with Arnold's fart powers and his combined he became not only the most powerful Fartomancer; but also the smelliest. The ghanderflaffle loved Butt's new smell. Butt decided to run away and ran into Khriss. She took one whiff of Butt and puked. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BitBitio Posted June 30, 2018 Report Share Posted June 30, 2018 She puked all over Butt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nerd3.14159265358979 Posted June 30, 2018 Report Share Posted June 30, 2018 Then Butt and Arnold's souls fought for dominance. Butt won, of course, being a Shard and all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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