The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Apollyon he/him]

These tears happened to be spren, because Cosmere. The two spren stuck their sprenny tongues out at Butt, for he would never love again.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

The stormfather sighed, because their marriage ruined the whole 'I will never love again' feeling. It quite ruined the moment.

Edited June 29, 2018 by Gancho Libre

[Apollyon he/him]

But they were his tears, and the Stormfather marries things... so... it just kinda happened.

[Snipexe he/him]

After the 2 tears left on their honeymoon, to a tropical puddle, Butt went to find Lift.

[Devout Pathian]

Good thing he was way too old for Lift otherwise he might end up breaking his vow.

[Apollyon he/him]

Lift was uncomfortable.

[Devout Pathian]

So she ate his lunch, which is what she always did when she didn't know what to do.

[BitBitio he/him]

And then the universe exploded, because Arnold was ticked off that everyone forgot him. 

[whattheHoid she/her]

This is beautiful guys.

Butt exploded into tiny pieces and thought about his dear Pineapple. Then pieces of ghanderflaffle came soaring towards particles of Butt.

Edited June 29, 2018 by whattheHoid

[AonEne he/him]

They merged into an abomination...

[BitBitio he/him]

....a distraction puppy named Kelsier.

[AonEne he/him]

What? No! He's not an abomination, he's adorable! I love him to death! He's TUBA's mascot!

[Apollyon he/him]

Wait, what? TUBA has a mascot now? I personally thought it was some anti-Hemallurgist playing a sousaphone...

[Devout Pathian]

We have a mascot? And I agree with @Apollyon I think the mascot needs something to do with a tuba.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Butt and ghanderflaffle became Buttflaffle. As they merged together they gained total understanding of each other. They gathered as many pieces of shards as they could and recreated the Fartsmere and it's peoples. It was beautiful and irrelevant.

[BitBitio he/him]

Hmmmmm...... how do I stick Arnold in this?

And then Arnold ate them, thus merging them into a single being. "If you ever kill me again," said Arnold, "you'll have to kill Butt and the Ghanderflaffe as well!"

And then, Arnold farted.

[Nerd3.14159265358979 he/him]

But it was one of those annoying farts where it's not just a fart, and Butt and the ghanderflaffle came out, now separate.

[BitBitio he/him]

And then Lift ran away.

[Devout Pathian]

And then Arnold died, but only because Bit doesn't want him to.

[Apollyon he/him]

Butt then sought out a life of peace and solitude.

[BitBitio he/him]

I'm done with life.

 

 

 

 

Spoiler

.......juuuuuuuuust kidding! I'm not suicidal.

 

 

Arnold became an irremovable pice of Butt's soul, forging tgem together eternally.

[Devout Pathian]

15 minutes ago, BitBitio the Mudkip said:

Arnold became an irremovable pice of Butt's soul, forging tgem together eternally.

And then But woundered what pice was and what forging tgem meant.  It sure sounded ominous.

Bitkip I get that those were just typos, so I’m not making fun of you, but I couldn’t resite the opportunity.  I feel like the number one rule of this story is that is must be strange.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Butt didn't like this forging with Arnold business, until he realized with Arnold's fart powers and his combined he became not only the most powerful Fartomancer; but also the smelliest. The ghanderflaffle loved Butt's new smell. Butt decided to run away and ran into Khriss. She took one whiff of Butt and puked.

[BitBitio he/him]

She puked all over Butt.

[Nerd3.14159265358979 he/him]

Then Butt and Arnold's souls fought for dominance. Butt won, of course, being a Shard and all.