Archer Posted May 26, 2018 Report Share Posted May 26, 2018 ...on acid. The acid burned their shoes, so they went to the conveniently nearby cobbler. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nerd3.14159265358979 Posted May 26, 2018 Report Share Posted May 26, 2018 Fleet passed them when they tripped because he kept running. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devout Pathian Posted May 26, 2018 Report Share Posted May 26, 2018 The cobbler they went to was Ym. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nerd3.14159265358979 Posted May 26, 2018 Report Share Posted May 26, 2018 He was dead, though, so they couldn't get new shoes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devout Pathian Posted May 26, 2018 Report Share Posted May 26, 2018 Butt and Lift were both sad. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nerd3.14159265358979 Posted May 26, 2018 Report Share Posted May 26, 2018 They became friends over this mutual sadness, making Butt a much better person. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devout Pathian Posted May 26, 2018 Report Share Posted May 26, 2018 Because of this they forgot about running or dualing. (However, off in the distance Fleet kept running.) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nerd3.14159265358979 Posted May 26, 2018 Report Share Posted May 26, 2018 (edited) Fleet found a way to run to Yolen. Edited May 27, 2018 by Nerd3.14159265358979 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devout Pathian Posted May 27, 2018 Report Share Posted May 27, 2018 but of course he didn't stay there to learn any secerts, because he kept running. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollyon Posted May 27, 2018 Report Share Posted May 27, 2018 Finally, Fleet reached Shinovar, where he collapsed and subsequently died of exhaustion. Poor Fleet... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nerd3.14159265358979 Posted May 27, 2018 Report Share Posted May 27, 2018 But he kept running anyway. He had died before, after all, and survived that. He still lost the race, though, Cause the destination was the dead cobbler, Ym, and he ran past it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devout Pathian Posted May 27, 2018 Report Share Posted May 27, 2018 Butt and Lift were arguing about who had got to Ym’s place first. Lift was certian she had won, but Butt said that since he held two shards that he must have won. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollyon Posted May 27, 2018 Report Share Posted May 27, 2018 (edited) So, to prove his point, Butt turned into his chosen avatar to express his dominance. The omnipotent orange creamsicle of endless doom. Edit: @Aurora the Rioter Just noticed we have the same reputation and same number of posts! Edited May 27, 2018 by Apollyon 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devout Pathian Posted May 27, 2018 Report Share Posted May 27, 2018 Lift thought about eating Butt, but she decided against it, because she was now friends with Butt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparkrunner Posted May 27, 2018 Report Share Posted May 27, 2018 And then they found out that they had traveled back in time, creating a branching path of reality, in which all that universe exploding stuff happened. And so, since explosions are boring, we return to the main stream of reality, where they are both eating fruit tarts, sipping tea, and sitting by a large fire while reading large fantasy novels. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollyon Posted May 27, 2018 Report Share Posted May 27, 2018 And Butt is still an orange creamsicle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebecca Posted May 27, 2018 Report Share Posted May 27, 2018 Butt and Lift were quite enjoying themselves, until the front door burst open, and a black clad figure walked in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devout Pathian Posted May 27, 2018 Report Share Posted May 27, 2018 The black clad figure happened to be Tightbutt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollyon Posted May 27, 2018 Report Share Posted May 27, 2018 Lift gazed from his face downward, until her eyes settled upon his battle-hardened booty. “Sup Tightbutt, whatcha been up to?” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devout Pathian Posted May 27, 2018 Report Share Posted May 27, 2018 “Hello, Lift. I told you that’s not my . . .” Tightbutt said. Butt intrupted by bellowing, “Wait, his name is Tightbutt? That’s not fair! My name is only Butt. I’m the shard. I should have the longer name.” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollyon Posted May 27, 2018 Report Share Posted May 27, 2018 So Butt immediately stood and left, starting his quest to attain a middle name. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted May 27, 2018 Report Share Posted May 27, 2018 The middle name he wanted to obtain was Schneeze. He liked puns. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistspren Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 On his quest he visited his cousin, Addie. She went by Ad, and loved exploring. If anyone could help him find his middle name, he figured, it would be Ad Venture. I’m not sorry. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollyon Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 So they ventured/adventured out in search for how Butt could get a middle name. Turns out they just needed to see a prelan of the Canton of Orthodoxy to get it done. But the problem was that all the prelans are now dead. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nerd3.14159265358979 Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 So Butt necroed them, just like an old thread. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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