The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[AonEne he/him]

Luckily, no such person existed.

[Devout Pathian]

So he kept raving.

[Ink he/him]

The rave party continued for longer than a cadminum misting being nicroboosted could stand. Which is to say, very, very long.

[Nerd3.14159265358979 he/him]

Then Butt remembered that he was a Shard, and had the power to just stop. So he did. He then remembered what he had been looking for like 10 pages back.

[Devout Pathian]

Which was an infinite supply of stormlight, which as a shard he would not produce.

[Nerd3.14159265358979 he/him]

He had it, though. He was very confused.

[Apollyon he/him]

So, in owning an infinite amount of stormlight, he effectively had all of Honor’s Investiture. So, he held two shards.

[Hemalurgic Headshot he/him]

Butt didn't know what to do with two Shards.

[Devout Pathian]

So he decided to give one as a gift to his friend Harmony.  Haha let him figure out what to do with three shards.

[The Thinking Herald he/him]

Wait. Sorry to interrupt the story, but which two shards is Butt in possession of?

[Apollyon he/him]

Butts and Honor. 

But the real question is, which Shard did Butt give to Harmony?

[AonEne he/him]

The Shard he gave him was actually Cultivation, because out of nowhere she decided this hiding from Odium life was way too storming tough and handed it over. She then retired and became a crazy cat lady.

So now Harmony had Ruin, Preservation, and Cultivation, all of which were tugging against each other (being complete opposites) . It wasn't very harmonic. So Harmony became Conflict.

Conflict liked war and fighting. He decided to cause the whole Cosmere to be in a giant war. Odium liked this, and teamed up with him.

Butt got worried.

[Kidpen he/him]

Very worried. He used puns to calm himself,

[Devout Pathian]

@AonEne that was perfect.  I had seen the post before yours last night and I thought I’ll let someone else figure out which shard he gives.  Haha I’m so glad I did, because your post was perfect.  I’m trying to imagine Sazed being Conflict and it just makes me laugh.

I’m not very good with puns, so I’ll pass this time as well on story creation.

[Sparkrunner he/him]

Eventually the cadmium misting sat down.

[Kidpen he/him]

Butt gave up on puns, and wondered if Roadwalker was looking at the wrong page.

[Devout Pathian]

Butt knew he needed help if he was going to stop Odium and Conflict, so he tried to recruit the cadmium misting.

[+ElephantEarwax he/him]

The misting said no, he was in the middle of breakfast.

[Devout Pathian]

Butt said he could wait until he finshed and then proceeded to stare at the misting.

[Life&Death]

It started to creep him out. So he threw food at Butt.

[Devout Pathian]

Butt just started to eat the food.  Success! His ploy had worked.  Rusts, but he was hungry.

[Rebecca she/her]

Butt then ate all the misting’s breakfast.

[Elenion he/him]

Suddenly, Lift arrived, very much put out that Butt had eaten the very breakfast she was planning on taking for herself.

[Devout Pathian]

so she challenged Butt to a dual.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Butt ran away screaming at decibel 500,000,000,000,000,001

Edited May 23, 2018 by Gancho Libre