The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Rebecca she/her]

So the chull ate the pen pineapple apple pen.

[Snipexe he/him]

And Butt grew tired, and broke the fourth wall! (again)

Edited May 20, 2018 by Snipexe

[Apollyon he/him]

So then the narrators had to call upon the great @Archer to repair it.

[Archer he/him]

Archer brought in his army of repair mimes, who glued the wall back together again. 

[Devout Pathian]

Once the repair was done, Butt wondered where the pen pineapple apple pen went.

[Sparkrunner he/him]

So he said "Laurel or Yanni?" multiple times in an attempt to draw out the penipanapple.

[Archer he/him]

The pineapple screamed in agony. It rushed out from under the bed to confront him. 

[Devout Pathian]

Butt screamed in turn.

[MacThorstenson he/him]

Butt's butt also screamed, and the smell that came forth made the entire planet scream in terror of this fartrunner who had appeared on the planet.

[Apollyon he/him]

But the planet that Butt was on had no name, and probably wasn’t a shardworld. So, no big deal. Right?

[Devout Pathian]

Everyone on that planet died from the smell, so Butt went to a different world.

[Rebecca she/her]

Butt found himself on Threnody.

[Apollyon he/him]

But Butt forgot his silver. So he hoped aluminum would work instead.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

aaaaaaand he started running from shades. And lighting fires to scare them off. and tripped and skinned his knee, drawing blood.

[Apollyon he/him]

Whoops. Luckily he had brought a few patches of his own skin to repair himself. Don't ask how or why, he just did.

[Yvainnie she/her]

But it didn’t work. Butt found himself surrounded by shades with red eyes. 

[Hemalurgic Headshot he/him]

Lasers shot out of the shades' eyes, and Butt started a rave.

[Niteshado he/him]

Butt stopped raving, and shook his head. "This is getting weird"

[Devout Pathian]

My life is always strange, Butt thought.

[Niteshado he/him]

It was about this time that the Red Eye'd Shade grew to be 7 stories tall..with Red Beady eyes. He looked at Butt and asked "Can i get about...Tree-Fiddy?"

[Devout Pathian]

“What was that about 3:50?” Butt asked back misunderstanding.

Edited May 21, 2018 by Aurora the Rioter

[Sparkrunner he/him]

Back Misunderstanding said "I don't know, why did you ask me? I must be misunderstanding you.

[Archer he/him]

Butt threw glitter Back Misunderstanding's eyes. 

[Ink he/him]

Back Misunderstanding shot lasers at that exact moment, causing the laser to refract everywhere, including Butt's armpit.

[Kidpen he/him]

So he started a rave again. One unstoppable by any but the most Brandy of all the Brandies in the multiverse.