The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Devout Pathian]

The Devil played an awesome song and then Butt started dancing.  Then afterwards the Devil looked at Butt expectantly, but our hero just stared back for five minuets.

[Rebecca she/her]

“Your supposed to play the fiddle,” the devil instructed, “If you win you get this shiny fiddle made of gold. But if you don’t, I get your soul.”

[Blazenella he/him]

Butt was confused by the concept of souls and proceeded to take the golden fiddle and smack the Devil with it.

[Devout Pathian]

Butt then ran away.  The Devil was furious that Butt stole the golden fiddle, so he gathered all of Butt’s old enemies to make a plan to harm, kill, destroy, or just humiliate Butt.

[Nerd3.14159265358979 he/him]

So they started thinking of the most ruthless puns they could.

[Devout Pathian]

Their conference on ruthless puns lasted one moon cycle.

[Elenion he/him]

They compiled a short list of ten possible puns. They tested each to see if they could humiliate Butt, but no pun in ten did.

:trollface:

[Nerd3.14159265358979 he/him]

It was a cruel and unusual punishment.

[Elenion he/him]

The narrator really wanted to send them to the punitentiary.

[Archer he/him]

Butt sued for punitive damages.

[Nerd3.14159265358979 he/him]

His enemies punched him for it.

[Devout Pathian]

The world went on pause while it’s narrators thought of more puns. 

 

 

 

......... And they kept waiting....................................

 

 

 

 

 

Butt decided he couldn’t wait any longer, so he killed all his enemies, who liked puns.

[Kidpen he/him]

Including his narrators.

[Devout Pathian]

I guess we are all dead.  I like puns.  I’m just not good at them.

[Kidpen he/him]

Darn it.

[Apollyon he/him]

Oh well. I guess will have to go on alone now... with no help from us... Nah.

The narrators all Return as gods of puniness and sarcasm to plague the world with bad humor. Thanks, Endowment...

[Stormblessed Dolphin he/him]

Then, Butt went around collecting investiture. Eventually he collected enough to become a new shard. He was called Longbottom, Shard of Butts.

[Kidpen he/him]

Then Neville sued him.

[Stormblessed Dolphin he/him]

For punative damages of course

[Yvainnie she/her]

I cant believe Butt is still holding. 

 

Anyway Butt didn’t care. 

[Devout Pathian]

Because as a shard, he could create things and so he created his favorite character Kaladin Chullblessed to be his servant.

 

Edit: I made discovered this story by Butt Venture about Kaladin Chullblessed.  You should all read it.

https://www.plot-generator.org.uk/?i=24mwgiis

Edited May 19, 2018 by Aurora the Rioter

[Yvainnie she/her]

Kaladin was too depressed to serve him. 

[AonEne he/him]

Suddenly, a pen pineapple apple pen appeared next to Butt and Chullblessed.

Don't blame me. Blame the Nightwatcher.

[Yvainnie she/her]

Butt pinned a pen pineapple apple pen to Chullblessed chull.

[Kidpen he/him]

1 hour ago, AonEne said:

Suddenly, a pen pineapple apple pen appeared next to Butt and Chullblessed.

Don't blame me. Blame the Nightwatcher.

That was easy. It was the first notification after the Nightwatcher one .

The chull did not like this.