The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Nerd3.14159265358979 he/him]

Chasmfiend meat doesn't agree with the digestive system, however, so they both threw up.

[Devout Pathian]

So now they are slowly dying in the Shattered Plains hoping a Highstorm doesn’t blow through, but they are too lazy to get up and walk away.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Another chasmfiend eats them.

[Yvainnie she/her]

Chasmfiend dies. 

[Gancho Libre he/him]

and it explodes.

[Nerd3.14159265358979 he/him]

It explodes with enough force that they end up at the top of the shattered plains, right next to the Oathgate.

Edited May 4, 2018 by Nerd3.14159265358979

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Once there, they are attacked by Radiants.

[Devout Pathian]

After smelling something awful, the Radiants run away.  It turns out the Slient and Deadly (aka Butt) has struck again.

[Yvainnie she/her]

And he is winning. 

[Devout Pathian]

The smell is too much for Schwarrzzenwagger and so he dies again.  Butt is heartbroken and so he starts crying like a baby.

Edited May 3, 2018 by Aurora the Rioter

[Rebecca she/her]

But then some chouta falls from the sky and into Butt’s lap, and he stops crying because he isn’t sad anymore because he has chouta.

[Devout Pathian]

No one is ever sad when they have chouta.

[I Am Witless she/her]

Then something horrible happens.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

It was so dreadful, the next eleven posts will probably just be describing how terrible it was by listing synonyms found from dictionary.com.

[Rebecca she/her]

It was the most terrible, awful, appalling, frightful, hideous, and ghastly sight ever.

[Devout Pathian]

It was shocking and terrible.

Edited May 4, 2018 by Aurora the Rioter

[The Hope of Elantris]

It was gruesome yet inspired the same awe that Kaladin’s chronic mopiness does in Stormlight enthusiasts. 

Edited May 4, 2018 by The Hope of Elantris

[Devout Pathian]

Welcome @The Hope of Elantris.  I told you that this site is awesome.

Kaladin shows up through the Oathgate and take offense at that comment and asks for boots.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

He proceeded to slap himself in the toe.

[The Hope of Elantris]

Now Kaladin has two boots, but only one fits, so he starts walking on his hands. 

[Xtafa]

It turned out to be quite handy

[Nerd3.14159265358979 he/him]

The problem was, he didn't have boots for his hands, as people don't make those. So he decided to search for gauntlets instead. Finite gauntlets, though. The infinite options were too big for him.

[Devout Pathian]

As he walked around on his hands, Butt followed him while wearing the ring.

[+ElephantEarwax he/him]

On his ear.

[Kidpen he/him]

Walking on his ear or wearing the ring on his ear?