Ancient Elantrian Posted May 6 Report Share Posted May 6 The Once-Author just kinda sat there super confused as people did stuff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted May 7 Report Share Posted May 7 20 hours ago, Ancient Elantrian said: The Once-Author just kinda sat there super confused as people did stuff. The Real Nameless was suddenly given a single moment of near-sentience by an unknown source, which it used to crawl over to the Once-Author and grab his arm with a partially-melted appendage. “Everyone is confused,” it said in a raspy, barely comprehensible tone. “Just pretend to know what’s going on and you’ll be fine. That’s what they all do.” The moment of sentience passed, and the poor creature’s ‘hand’ dropped to the ground and continued melting like the rest of it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ancient Elantrian Posted May 7 Report Share Posted May 7 30 minutes ago, NameIess said: The Real Nameless was suddenly given a single moment of near-sentience by an unknown source, which it used to crawl over to the Once-Author and grab his arm with a partially-melted appendage. “Everyone is confused,” it said in a raspy, barely comprehensible tone. “Just pretend to know what’s going on and you’ll be fine. That’s what they all do.” The moment of sentience passed, and the poor creature’s ‘hand’ dropped to the ground and continued melting like the rest of it. The Once-Author stumbled back, distressed. That's... new... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted May 7 Report Share Posted May 7 5 minutes ago, Ancient Elantrian said: The Once-Author stumbled back, distressed. That's... new... The Real Nameless finished melting into a puddle and began killing all the wildlife in a ten-mile area. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ancient Elantrian Posted May 7 Report Share Posted May 7 4 minutes ago, NameIess said: The Real Nameless finished melting into a puddle and began killing all the wildlife in a ten-mile area. The Once-Author yelps and begins a desperate attempt to stop the killing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted May 7 Report Share Posted May 7 1 minute ago, Ancient Elantrian said: The Once-Author yelps and begins a desperate attempt to stop the killing. Unfortunately, the puddle of Real Nameless juice was simply too toxic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ancient Elantrian Posted May 7 Report Share Posted May 7 2 minutes ago, NameIess said: Unfortunately, the puddle of Real Nameless juice was simply too toxic. The Once-Author moans. This was really getting exhausting. So he took a jar that could resist the toxicity and stuck the puddle in it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted May 7 Report Share Posted May 7 1 minute ago, Ancient Elantrian said: The Once-Author moans. This was really getting exhausting. So he took a jar that could resist the toxicity and stuck the puddle in it. The jar filled with The Real Nameless juice was a very valuable item. Some people thought that drinking it would bestow immortality. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ancient Elantrian Posted May 7 Report Share Posted May 7 Just now, NameIess said: The jar filled with The Real Nameless juice was a very valuable item. Some people thought that drinking it would bestow immortality. The Once-Author was skeptical, but decided to give it to said Some people to test their theory. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted May 7 Report Share Posted May 7 1 minute ago, Ancient Elantrian said: The Once-Author was skeptical, but decided to give it to said Some people to test their theory. The Said Some People happily chugged the entire jar of The Real Nameless juice. They promptly exploded. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ancient Elantrian Posted May 7 Report Share Posted May 7 3 minutes ago, NameIess said: The Said Some People happily chugged the entire jar of The Real Nameless juice. They promptly exploded. The Once-Author determined that immortality was not bestowed by the juice. So he collected it in a jar again and locked it away in a castle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted May 7 Report Share Posted May 7 1 hour ago, NameIess said: The Real Nameless was suddenly given a single moment of near-sentience by an unknown source, which it used to crawl over to the Once-Author and grab his arm with a partially-melted appendage. “Everyone is confused,” it said in a raspy, barely comprehensible tone. “Just pretend to know what’s going on and you’ll be fine. That’s what they all do.” The moment of sentience passed, and the poor creature’s ‘hand’ dropped to the ground and continued melting like the rest of it. Hacob wondered if Everyone was personified or non-personified. It greatly changed the context of the statement. Then he disappeared as his Author went to go take a test. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted May 7 Report Share Posted May 7 (edited) 5 minutes ago, Ancient Elantrian said: The Once-Author determined that immortality was not bestowed by the juice. So he collected it in a jar again and locked it away in a castle. Every adventurer in the land heard the story of The Real Nameless juice and came to the logical conclusion that it really did bestow immortality, and that the Once-Author just didn't want anyone to become immortal. So they all began plotting to storm the castle. Edited May 7 by NameIess 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ancient Elantrian Posted May 7 Report Share Posted May 7 5 minutes ago, NameIess said: Every adventurer in the land heard the story of The Real Nameless juice and came to the logical conclusion that it really did bestow immortality, and that the Once-Author just didn't want anyone to become immortal. So they all began plotting to storm the castle. The Once-Author desperately fortified the castle and tried to spread rumors that it just made people explode. Soon the castle was so fortified not even Indiana Jones could get in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted May 7 Report Share Posted May 7 Just now, Ancient Elantrian said: The Once-Author desperately fortified the castle and tried to spread rumors that it just made people explode. Soon the castle was so fortified not even Indiana Jones could get in. An announcer's voice came from the sky. "Introducing, IMBIAMBA JOMBES! (He's like Indiana Jones, but better.) He will be attempting to breach the castle and return with the Real Nameless JuiceTM to give it to the people. Timers, are you ready?" A group of timers all give a thumbs up. "On your mark, get set..." "GO!!!!!!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ancient Elantrian Posted May 7 Report Share Posted May 7 2 minutes ago, Immortal Platypus said: An announcer's voice came from the sky. "Introducing, IMBIAMBA JOMBES! (He's like Indiana Jones, but better.) He will be attempting to breach the castle and return with the Real Nameless JuiceTM to give it to the people. Timers, are you ready?" A group of timers all give a thumbs up. "On your mark, get set..." "GO!!!!!!" The Once-Author jumps, wondering where the voice came from. Then he hears about Imbiama Jombes. He begins to panic, he wasn't prepared for that! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted May 7 Report Share Posted May 7 2 minutes ago, Ancient Elantrian said: The Once-Author desperately fortified the castle and tried to spread rumors that it just made people explode. Soon the castle was so fortified not even Indiana Jones could get in. The adventurers took those rumors as confirmation that The Real Nameless juice granted immortality and continued plotting to break into the castle and claim their prize. The most prominent group was made up of some of the most incredible and famous obscure adventurers of all time. It included members such as Barioth, an old man who wanted to claim the juice to save the life of his granddaughter, his only living family, Emery, a woman who wanted it to save her childhood friend from a terrible and fatal disease, and Praeth, a young man who wanted to save his true love. Their plan was simple. They, some of the greatest and most powerful adventurers ever, would sneak around the back while Imbiama Jombes distracted all the defenses with his frontal assault. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted May 7 Report Share Posted May 7 55 minutes ago, Immortal Platypus said: Hacob wondered if Everyone was personified or non-personified. It greatly changed the context of the statement. Then he disappeared as his Author went to go take a test. Everyone nodded in agreement, stirring a completely open can of Sprite with a teaspoon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted May 7 Report Share Posted May 7 *cough cough* @Immortal Platypus *cough cough* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted May 7 Report Share Posted May 7 9 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said: *cough cough* @Immortal Platypus *cough cough* I think he’s busy with tests. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ancient Elantrian Posted May 7 Report Share Posted May 7 Just now, NameIess said: I think he’s busy with tests. Lame. 36 minutes ago, Sequence said: Everyone nodded in agreement, stirring a completely open can of Sprite with a teaspoon. The Once-Author stares confused as someone opens Sprite with a teaspoon. Why would you do that??? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted May 7 Report Share Posted May 7 3 minutes ago, NameIess said: I think he’s busy with tests. Fair enough. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted May 7 Report Share Posted May 7 1 hour ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said: *cough cough* @Immortal Platypus *cough cough* I would love to. Don't think I've forgotten, I'm just super busy. AP test in two days and I need to get all my assignments for that class done before then 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted May 7 Report Share Posted May 7 Just now, Immortal Platypus said: I would love to. Don't think I've forgotten, I'm just super busy. AP test in two days and I need to get all my assignments for that class done before then Fair, yeah. There are more important things than punching doors. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted May 7 Report Share Posted May 7 1 minute ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said: Fair, yeah. There are more important things than punching doors. I will break down that door 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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