The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[That1Cellist he/him]

But then the pineapples and tuna fused, creating Pineappletuna.

[Immortal Platypus]

Then they separated and shot apart.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

On 4/20/2023 at 3:49 PM, Szeth's Facepalm said:

Anyone remember those lol

A masterpiece of pointless storytelling .

Pineapples and tuna were never meant to be one, and doing so defied the natural order of TLT. Which is very serious.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

"What natural order?" Bookwyrm asked.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

"You know, 'I' before 'E' except after 'C."

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

"..."

[Immortal Platypus]

"What other natural order could there be?"

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

"There's plenty of so called "Natural Orders", it's just that the relevancy and importance of most of them are quite debatable."

Edited April 25, 2023 by Sequence

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

the pineapples and tuna re-fuse into pineappletuna.

the other plots reference undertale, and refuse to die.

Edited April 25, 2023 by Just_a_Fan_YT

[Immortal Platypus]

1 hour ago, Just_a_Fan_YT said:

the pineapples and tuna re-fuse into pineappletuna.

 

As this defied the nature of "Suddenly, Pineapples." it un-happened.

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

49 minutes ago, Being of Cacophony said:

As this defied the nature of "Suddenly, Pineapples." it un-happened.

the plots continued to refuse death. 

the plots, also continued.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Confusion Reigned.

And, amongst the confusion, the Ghanderflaffle Empire was rising.

[NameIess]

A whisper fluttered softly through the thread:

Honor  Plot is not dead so long as he it lives in the hearts of men Sharders who really should be getting prepared for their final lab practical instead of typing stuff up on the Shard.

On 4/6/2023 at 1:44 PM, xinoehp512 said:

655 squinted. "How can it be moving so much, yet stay in the same place?"

Moni shrugged. "It can't decide whether the rise is supposed to be literal or metaphorical, I suppose."

On 3/31/2023 at 8:48 AM, The Bookwyrm said:

Bookwyrm looked down at the Plotblade of Unity.

"I guess I have that information now," he said. "I suppose I can take my leave."

He vanished.

***

Bookwyrm appeared on Eof's doorstep. He tucked the Plotblade into a magic pouch and knocked on the door.

@Nameless*

A wizened old man opened the door, squinting at Bookwyrm through a pair of spectacles. "What do you want?"

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

1 hour ago, Nameless* said:

A wizened old man opened the door, squinting at Bookwyrm through a pair of spectacles. "What do you want?"

"Uh...I'm looking for Eof?"

[Immortal Platypus]

3 hours ago, Nameless* said:

Honor  Plot is not dead so long as he it lives in the hearts of men Sharders who really should be getting prepared for their final lab practical instead of typing stuff up on the Shard.

feel that  I ought to be studying for my APHG test. naah, it'll be fine

[NameIess]

On 4/25/2023 at 8:18 PM, The Bookwyrm said:

"Uh...I'm looking for Eof?"

The old man sighed in exasperation. “Let me guess. you’re here for sage advice from the Eof the Omniscient?”

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

31 minutes ago, Nameless* said:

The old man sighed in exasperation. “Let me guess. you’re here for sage advice from the Eof the Omniscient?”

"...No, I wanted to visit an old friend."

Edited April 27, 2023 by The Bookwyrm

[NameIess]

19 minutes ago, The Bookwyrm said:

"...No, I wanted to visit an old friend."

The old man snorted. “Well, too bad. He’s not here. Away on pressing business.”

[xinoehp512 he/him]

On 4/25/2023 at 4:29 PM, Nameless* said:

A whisper fluttered softly through the thread:

Honor  Plot is not dead so long as he it lives in the hearts of men Sharders who really should be getting prepared for their final lab practical instead of typing stuff up on the Shard.

Moni shrugged. "It can't decide whether the rise is supposed to be literal or metaphorical, I suppose."

A wizened old man opened the door, squinting at Bookwyrm through a pair of spectacles. "What do you want?"

"Well it hurts my brain," grumbled 655.

On 4/14/2023 at 5:25 PM, Being of Cacophony said:

"Oh believe me, it will."

"Indeed." The inspector began to place stars. "With both of us working it should take no time at all."

[Immortal Platypus]

30 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

"Well it hurts my brain," grumbled 655.

"Indeed." The inspector began to place stars. "With both of us working it should take no time at all."

"You'll be helping now?" The ally asks, surprise touching her voice. "Did you finish the other thing you were doing?"

[NameIess]

57 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

"Well it hurts my brain," grumbled 655.

Moni smiled. “Just wait until you see a Ghanderflaffle. They’re really confusing.”

[xinoehp512 he/him]

1 hour ago, Being of Cacophony said:

"You'll be helping now?" The ally asks, surprise touching her voice. "Did you finish the other thing you were doing?"

"Just a quick errand," the inspector replied, continuing to place stars. "This is much more important."

29 minutes ago, Nameless* said:

Moni smiled. “Just wait until you see a Ghanderflaffle. They’re really confusing.”

"I can't wait," muttered 655.

[Immortal Platypus]

2 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

"Just a quick errand," the inspector replied, continuing to place stars. "This is much more important."

"Ok."

The ally kneels down and continues.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

3 hours ago, Nameless* said:

The old man snorted. “Well, too bad. He’s not here. Away on pressing business.”

"Figures. What kind of pressing business?"

[NameIess]

2 hours ago, xinoehp512 said:

“I can't wait," muttered 655.

Moni chuckled, walking towards the elevator that led up to the Ghanderflaffle empire proper. “It’s not actually that bad. Just don’t think about how they look.”

57 minutes ago, The Bookwyrm said:

"Figures. What kind of pressing business?"

“Family business. Supervising one of his children’s first adventures.”