The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

Then the same thing happened to The Really Solid Centaur Insect. Bruh.

... but nobody cared, as they were distracted by a MeeM attacking a cow with Sans.

Edited April 12, 2023 by Just_a_Fan_YT
not lazy.

[Immortal Platypus]

No One was silently observing from the sidelines.

Edited April 12, 2023 by Being of Cacophony

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

Sans dunks on No One and explodes.

[Immortal Platypus]

No One simply raises a hand and Sans disappears, back to Undertale.

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

No One eats a cookie.

He's sent to battle of the sandwich

[Immortal Platypus]

No One is a character here, and cannot be dispelled that easily. He then takes his place where the fake No One (Nobody) was banished from.

[Edema Rue she/her]

All the and The and tHe and thE and THE insect centaurs were hungry.

[Immortal Platypus]

And THe, ThE, and tHE insect centaurs were too.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

So were all of the other insect centaurs.

And all of the horse centaurs, for that matter.

[Immortal Platypus]

the horse centaurs were also insects, but the insect ones had insect bottoms instead of horse bottoms

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

One of the centaurs decided to get the plot rolling again.

[Immortal Platypus]

This was astoundingly difficult as it was a very pointy triangle. With razor sharp edges. but it continued to try

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

They knew that if the plot wasn't rolling, nobody would ever be traumatized. And that just wasn't OK.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Luckily, the centaur was wounded greatly both physically and mentally when rolling plot, so at least they were traumatized. At least a little.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

The plot was almost to a hill. Just a few more feet...

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

The centaur pushed the Plot over the hill, then collapsed from their wounds. They curled up in a ball and cried, wishing to die.

Meanwhile, the plot began a deadly roll to a nearby village.

[Edema Rue she/her]

And then Trlc flew in to save the day, ending the plot forever.

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

The Plot bounces harmlessly off of an ostrich, and rolls back up the hill, running over The centaur, and turns back down towards the village with 100000x more force.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

The centaur cried and wished they had a friend to save them from their misery.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

The Centaur's Best Friend (TCBF) showed up and helped the centaur. Meanwhile, the villagers had safely evacuated to the hills.

[Immortal Platypus]

Except for one small child. Suddenly

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

the child became omnipotent.

[Immortal Platypus]

But the Plot hurtling towards it was still more powerful. Until

1 hour ago, Edema Ruh said:

And then Trlc flew in to save the day, ending the plot forever.

1 hour ago, Just_a_Fan_YT said:

The Plot bounces harmlessly off of an ostrich, and rolls back up the hill, running over The centaur, and turns back down towards the village with 100000x more force.

don't you just love how we all want at least a little plot so we just ignored the one that ended it?

Edited April 13, 2023 by Being of Cacophony

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

1 hour ago, The Bookwyrm said:

The centaur cried and wished they had a friend to save them from their misery.

@The Bookwyrm No, the centaur is dead.

the plot gains 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000% more force. because plot.

Edited April 13, 2023 by Just_a_Fan_YT

[Immortal Platypus]

7 minutes ago, Just_a_Fan_YT said:

@The Bookwyrm No, the centaur is dead.

the plot gains 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000% more force. because plot.

you didn't say he's dead, and we did say (or at least super strongly imply) he's alive. He's alive.

Then it stops. Suddenly. Unfortunately, the air from that sudden deceleration created a powerful vacuum, destroying all of the surrounding area, but not killing anyone or anything.

Edited April 13, 2023 by Being of Cacophony