The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

He nodded, turning on the device.

[NameIess]

. . ."And so you see, that's what happened." Moni shrugged. "Understand now?"

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

"Somewhat, somewhat... that is quite interesting. Perhaps it isn't as bad of a situation as I thought... Mini, it appears that I underestimated you." Thaidakar rubbed his chin. 

[NameIess]

"Yeah yeah, I get it. Now, if you wouldn't mind, I appear to be stuck in the underworld. Could you... teleport me out or something?"

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

"No, I don't think I will. I think a good story about you in the underworld would be interesting." He disappeared with a puff of smoke.

[NameIess]

Moni sighed, turning towards the ocean of souls that stood in her path. Stupid story nonsense.

[SPECTRE120]

Then she noticed Hoid, sitting in a glowing boat.

[NameIess]

Moni didn’t much like Hoid. She jumped into the ocean of souls and started swimming away from him as fast as she could.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Unfortunately, Hoid’s boat was in fact, a speedboat.

Edited December 28, 2022 by Sequence

[NameIess]

Fortunately, Moni was apparently really storming good at swimming through oceans of souls while trying to escape from Hoid.

of all the powers that Nameless could have given me, this is what he chose?

 

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Not surprising, really. Narrators seemed to thrive on that which is random.

Edited December 28, 2022 by Sequence

[Edema Rue she/her]

Like the chouta ghost, who was currently in said ocean of souls. 

[NameIess]

He was waiting for some unsuspecting boater to pass by so that he could devour their soul.

[Edema Rue she/her]

Unfortunately for Moni, the chouta ghost was good friends with Hoid and didn’t want to devour his soul, assuming he had one. 

[NameIess]

(He didn’t)

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

A tasty soul named Gruffy the Buffy Slayer walked by.

Edited December 28, 2022 by Thaidakar the Ghostblood

[NameIess]

Unfortunately, this tasty soul was also very poisonous. He’d been a very bad person when alive, you see.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Buffies were incapable of committing wrongdoing, and many that had been slain by Gruffy were humanitarian workers and wealthy benefactors who donated millions to charity.

[Edema Rue she/her]

One of them also donated waffles to children. 

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

That one had had been one of the greatest of them all. For, as most people know, waffles are the hardest thing to part with.

[NameIess]

Indeed,Of all of Gruffy’s sins, killing that Buffy hurt the most.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Indeed, Gruffy was a nasty tasting soul.

[NameIess]

So it was that when the chouta ghost ate Buffy’s soul, it died.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

The fact that ghosts could die was a shock to many.

[NameIess]

Unfortunately, the chouta ghost was so strong that its death only caused it to become a chouta ghghost.