The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Immortal Platypus]

The Other Cloaked Figure's Rootspren!!!

[Ranryu she/her]

Noot was SO CLOSE to baking the ultimate cookie. He had prepped the oven, measured the flour, and done all other relevant cookie-making things. Now came the last step. In order for the cookies to become ultimate, Noot was required to sacrifice a Narrator to the Being of Infinite Cookies. After some debate, Noot decided to sacrifice @Ookla the Unknowing. It really wasn't that hard. Cello players were easy to murder.

[That1Cellist he/him]

"Oh my gosh. Seriously. Leave me alone you little demon!" The Cellist was very not pleased. He was actually on very good terms with the Being of Ultimate Cookies and was very mad that Noot now wanted to sacrifice him to his good friend.

In anger, the Cellist summoned Butt Venture through a portal he created in the floor. Butt Venture then ate all of the cookies that Noot was making.

[Immortal Platypus]

The bass playing platypus attacked Noot for threatening a Cellist. Cellists are usually friends with Basses and so Noot was exiled to the quote boxes where wild rick-rolls are known to inhabit.

[Edema Rue she/her]

1 hour ago, Ookla the Floofy said:

You absolutely do. They're extremely rare, and only pick the most dedicated root drinkers. Thaidakar could probably get one, if he was still alive...

I...I accidentally bonded one earlier today...

A snobby 1st violinist, most crucial of instruments and yet most hated, entered the room. "Peasants," Rue sniffed. "I don't know why I even came on this quest. I'm leaving." Grabbing some of the cookies, she leaves. 

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

3 hours ago, Ookla the Untitled said:

Unintelligible raised his sword to Szeth's throat. "Alright. Let's prove he's secretly Subversion. Szeth, what's your real name."

“Ur mom.” Szeth cackled. “No, seriously, it’s shshshshsh.”

[Immortal Platypus]

8 hours ago, Ookla the Ta'veren said:

A snobby 1st violinist, most crucial of instruments and yet most hated, entered the room. "Peasants," Rue sniffed. "I don't know why I even came on this quest. I'm leaving." Grabbing some of the cookies, she leaves. 

You are not the most crucial. We are playing "Revenge of the Double Bass." That means I am far more important.

[NameIess]

Meanwhile, Unintelligible was being chased in circles by the Other cloaked figure’s rootspren.

[Edema Rue she/her]

I have a rootspren. It made friends with the Other Cloaked Figure’s rootspren, and we all got horrifically drunk. 

[Immortal Platypus]

The Other Cloaked figure's rootspren is evil. you don't want them to be friends.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Bookwyrm appeared after a pleasant lunch with Eof's family.

His eyes widened.

"What's going on here?" he asked. "And where's Rym?"

[Edema Rue she/her]

48 minutes ago, Ookla the platypus said:

The Other Cloaked figure's rootspren is evil. you don't want them to be friends.

That's exactly why they're friends. 

"Wassup my Wyrmy friend? Ya wan' some Root? Da' rootspren really know how te have a good party!"

[Immortal Platypus]

"actually, I don't know where Rym is. Hopefully he's fine."

[NameIess]

56 minutes ago, Ookla the Perpetual said:

Bookwyrm appeared after a pleasant lunch with Eof's family.

His eyes widened.

"What's going on here?" he asked. "And where's Rym?"

Unintelligible ran past Bookwyrm, panicked "I don't know, but this evil rootspren is chasing me!"

[Immortal Platypus]

"Can someone remind me why I invited Rue? I really don't know why."

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

"Violins sound too squeaky." Everyone said. They looked over at Unintelligible. "Oh cool, a Rootspren. Where'd you find one of those?"

[Immortal Platypus]

"THAT ROOTSPREN IS EVIL!!!!! WHY DOESN'T ANYONE UNDERSTAND!!!!!"

suddenly everyone realized that the rootspren was probably evil.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

"You didn't capitalize Everyone, so that means everyone except me realizes it." Everyone said triumphantly. They promptly crumpled to the floor, snoring softly.

[NameIess]

Unintelligible got tired of running in circles, so instead he launched a fireball at tOCF.

[Immortal Platypus]

i intentionally didn't capitalize everyone.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

1 hour ago, Ookla the platypus said:

i intentionally didn't capitalize everyone.

indeed, and Everyone used this against your attempt at narration with logic that isnt logical

[Immortal Platypus]

fair enough.

I wake Everyone up. Then I put out a gemstone and trap the rootspren in it. good job, me.

Edited December 7, 2022 by Ookla the platypus

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

The shadows continue to pull strings, weaving an impossible cosmic web

[Immortal Platypus]

I turn the strings into ropes and the shadows can't pull them.

[Edema Rue she/her]

Rue gets very depressed as she realizes how unwanted she is. As a result, she gets to be more and more of a rootoholic until even the rootspren abandon her to her fate. As of right now, she's knocked out in the middle of a fight scene. If she's woken up, she will be on a hangover, and she will be mad.