The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[NameIess]

For a good seventeen seconds.

[That1Cellist he/him]

Such a thing was unprecedented in TLT.

[NameIess]

Actually, I think it's happened before a few times.

[That1Cellist he/him]

But not for exactly seventeen seconds, I think.

Edited October 18, 2022 by That1Cellist

[NameIess]

Yes, I believe that was a first.

[That1Cellist he/him]

What was the longest span of time where nothing happened?

[NameIess]

I have no idea. Probably longer than that though.

[That1Cellist he/him]

I agree. How long do you think was the longest amount of time within which no post was posted in this thread?

[NameIess]

Pretty long, probably. Haven't gone through the whole thing in a while.

[That1Cellist he/him]

You've been through the entire thing? Even Wizard has only been through the first maybe 200 pages!

[NameIess]

Sorry, no. I haven't been through the whole thing. I've reviewed the highlights though.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Bookwyrm wondered who was having an italicized conversation without him.

[NameIess]

Oh dear, he’s noticed us. Quick, act stupid so he won’t think too much of it.

Pineapples. Yummy. I love pineapples.

Edited October 18, 2022 by Nameless

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

The discussion of pineapples summoned an angry Voidus.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

It was angry because it wanted to eat pineapples too.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Suddenly, not-pineapples.

[That1Cellist he/him]

The anti-pineapples mixed with the normal pineapples, causing huge explosions all across TLT.

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

An explosion of pineapples.

[NameIess]

By some miracle, no one was hurt.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

No one never got hurt, but this time, they weren't too lucky.

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

Because Everybody died but wasn't hurt.

[NameIess]

They were lucky to finally escape TLT.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Very few obscure side characters were able to accomplish such a feat.

Edited October 18, 2022 by Sequence

[NameIess]

But now they were free from capricious Narrator's every whim.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

At least until someone decided to Narrate them back.