The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[NameIess]

Then she ate Georgebert.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Then she swept down to the depths of the sea and ate a tentacle of sushi dinner.

[NameIess]

It was absolutely delicious.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

The maiden prowled below, eating everything.

[NameIess]

Eventually she found a shiny fish.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

She decided she would not eat it and instead made it her friend. 
With lemon drizzle.

[NameIess]

Lemon drizzle was her favorite food. She shared it with the fish.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Naturally, of course she shared. She wasn’t evil, after all, just inhumane.

[NameIess]

Fortunately fishes aren't human.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

So she was nice to that particular fish in return for gold happiness.

[NameIess]

The gold happiness was quite enjoyable.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Indeed, it was far more enjoyable than silver happiness. Especially because silver was Allomantically inert.

[NameIess]

Until it wasn't.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

It would have been very yummy, if the shark were to want to eat it, but she would NEVER—

Oop. Scratch that.

Edited October 16, 2022 by The Halcyon Girl

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Wait.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

?

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Suddenly, the ?izards returned to wage war on the universe.

[NameIess]

THE GHANDERFLAFFLE EMPIRE WAS RISING!

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

And so the universe was thrown into war again as the Ghanderflaffles and the ?izards clashed.

This was all according to Eof's master plan.

[NameIess]

That's right, he won the debate. In the future of course.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

THEN ROSE THE EVIL DKIEVW TO LAY WASTE TO EVERYTHING IN EXISTANCE

[NameIess]

He was stopped by the brave efforts of a coalition of brave villains that liked everything in existance.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

But then Dkievw cowered and begged for mercy.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

TLR backhanded him.

[NameIess]

The coalition of villains, being villains,proceeded to laugh in Dkievw's face and throw him into a pool filled with piranhas. 

Edited October 16, 2022 by Nameless